🐰 D.Va's Ideal World.

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🎮 OOC Information.
🎮 Game Start.

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Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

[Okay

[That's... different.]

Wait, you think this is weird? Where're we meant to be?

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

Back on the production, of course! I'm going to have to have a word with somebody about what the hell happened during that last game, but... don't worry! I'll have you guys back there in no time at all.

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

Wait, what?

The production fucking sucks.

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

It used to fucking suck. My crew got here some time ago and we've, since, taken over. One of my friends runs the show, which is why I'm not sure how the heck this happened. It's been almost forever since I had any... guests. [ hm. ] Probably not the right word, but you know what I mean.

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

Did we or did we not just die? Because if that's still happening then it's kinda still fucking sucking, sorry.

[K

[K, plz]

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

You don't have to tell me twice, but you did just die. [ frowns. ]

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

Right. How?

...'cause I can't remember and I kinda like to keep track of where the scars are.

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

During a game of Snakes & Ladders. The pit at the bottom was supposed to contain nothing but harmless snakes and it clearly had some that were more venomous.

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

[Right. No new scars, then--]

So why's my chest hurt?

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[corruptdata]

[ oh there is absolutely a scar there... ]

Because waking up here still has a small price. Sure, you don't get mindfucked and immediately terribly corrupted, but... [ she sets her hand to his chest. ] I'll fix this, I promise.

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

[Ah.

[It's slightly harder to focus than he might like.]

What's the price? I... guess you told me this sometime but it's kinda slipped my mind so...

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

[ she's going to lift his wizardy robes so he can see his chest, where he'll notice a small crack. ]

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

uh OKAY THEN

[oh GOOD it's THAT AGAIN.]

So the 'price' is the bit where I don't have a fucking heart any more got you

[fine fine fine fine]

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

Your heart should still be there. [ looks briefly mortified. ] But this scar is going to continue to open unless I get you out of here.

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[irregular]

What... happens if it does?

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[corruptdata]

You can't go back...

which I certainly wouldn't be opposed to, [ she cups his cheek. ] because I'd certainly prefer to have you here... but...

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

[Uh

[K she's just put her hand on your cheek you should probably be reacting to this in some way. Also, that's flattering but hey did she like completely not answer that question?

[focus]

Yeah... but... what's going to happen?

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

It's going to hurt.

And you'll die again, but then you'll be here permanently.

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

O... kay, so that's why we have to leave?

[can we still send texts

[he kinda needs to send a text]

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

It'd probably be in your best interest to leave, but, like I said, I wouldn't mind if you decided to stay.

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

Okay, um...

If I'm gonna... stay... maybe... can I go take a look round first?

[this is as close to an intelligent subterfuge as he gets.]

Re: enter d.va.

[corruptdata]

Of course. [ motions up the stairs and into the city. ]

Re: enter d.va.

[irregular]

Okay, I'll, um... I'll catch you later, I guess?

[And he's off.]