[ he looks this skinny ass man over and laughs. ] You think you have what it takes to race? Sure, go ahead, I could use a laugh. [ he'll waive the fee. ]
[he's absolutely going to steal one of dva's. he's also going to put on AS MUCH PROTECTIVE GEAR AS HE POSSIBLY CAN: padding, helmet, whatever he can find.]
[ the scoreboard tries to update with her loss, but it's like not even IT can believe it, so... you accomplished destroying it, because it starts to collapse, as do the stands and track around him. ]
Re: the racetrack.
Re: the racetrack.
[he says dryly, and heads in. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO I GET]
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[ roll me 3d10 to race me! lowest score wins. ]
Re: the racetrack.
because he's entering his name as DVA. (it's her car, who would guess otherwise?)
TIME TO TANK THAT HIGH SCORE]
Re: the racetrack.
[ the crowd is unbelievably silent the entire time and looks mcfucken stunned. this? how?? why??? ]
Re: the racetrack.
GOOD THING HE WAS WEARING HIS SEATBELT!!!!!!!!!]
Re: the racetrack.
[ the scoreboard tries to update with her loss, but it's like not even IT can believe it, so... you accomplished destroying it, because it starts to collapse, as do the stands and track around him. ]
[ might want to get the hell out of there. ]
Re: the racetrack.
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PHEW.]