idolpro | 🐰 D.Va's Ideal World.

[ nearly vibrates out of her skin when he says that. ]

I do. Of course I do.

Then I repeat. Let him do this for you.

Or I'm going to think that you've already forgotten the conversation we had upstairs.

I didn’t forget. [ she’s just going to summon her scythe. ] Let me at least take a look at your wound.

I'll let you if you put that away.

[Points to the scythe]

And don't get pink highlighter blood in it.

First off, this is what I’ll be using to patch you up and I’ll do my best not to get my blood on you. I might like the color pink but I prefer bleeding red. [ huffs. ] I didn’t ask for this.

[Looks at the scythe, obviously nervous. And having flashbacks to that blood transfusion]

I don't heal like you do.

I know that, but I’m not going to hurt you, promise. If I killed you now, then who would take over Hell with me, huh?

[ gently bonks her head against his. ] Just trust me.

[There's a derisive huff at the "take over Hell together" part. Sure you are, D.Va. Sure you are.

But also---]

Fine.

[Stab him.

What's the worst that can happen? (Famous last words)]

[ 💔 ]

[ she scoots back a bit and turns the scythe upside down, so she’s holding on to its curved blade. she’s in no shape to swing the damn thing, so this is going to be a liiiittle awkward. ]

No flinching.

[ she shoves the blade straight into him, but the blade doesn’t pierce him so much as phase through him; which probably feels tingly and strange when it’s left sitting there for a few moments. ]

[ eventually she pulls the blade out, the scythe clattering to the ground as she takes a few ragged breathes. probably would have been a good idea to wait, but ah well~ it’s all good, especially since any damage done seems to have been healed. ]

...

[Carefully touches where the stab wound used to be.]

Why don't you do that to yourself?

One, I’m missing my heart, and two, I’m afraid I’ll kill myself... er, ok, not that back mutilate myself.

. . .

So you only have the power to heal others. Not yourself.

[ she's going to smush his cheeks together. ]

You ready to hear something really lame?

Only my friends have the power to heal me~

Why didn't you lead with that then? How?

Do I stab you with something?

[ a halfhearted chuckle. ]

No.

No... you don't need to stab me.

It'll take a bit of time, but just the fact that you're all here will be enough to fix me up once I've got my heart back.

Why don't you tell everyone that?

I will. [ she reaches for her scythe and temporarily shoves it back into herself. ] I totally plan on forcing everybody into a cuddle pile the moment King gets back, so you may as well brace yourself for that.

Fine. It wouldn't be the first time. Would it?

No, it wouldn't, but that doesn't mean I don't like it when you don't fight me on it. [ so guess who's going to get a pair of arms thrown around him. ]

[WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT THE PINK HIGHLIGHTER GORE.

Ugh.

Pats her back awkwardly.]

[ SHE'S SORT OF BEING CAREFUL. ]

Don't make me squeeze you harder.

Can you? In your condition?

Wanna test your luck?

[ she won't be able to. ]

No.

Because if there's no body to put the heart into when King gets back, I'm going to have to sleep on the couch forever.

Like I'd let something like not having a heart do me in. Please. If I'm going to go out it's going to be in a badass explosion.

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