AVANTE EN GARDE

This room is not real.
That's the first thought that crosses your mind as soon as your consciousness comes back up. You're not even sure if that's your own thought, but the feeling doesn't leave no matter how much time has passed. The room looks nice and cozy, but everything feels wrong. You don't belong here, you're you, aren't you?
Aren't you?
You'll soon notice that there are other things that just isn't right. You can talk, but is your mouth moving? You can see, but are your eyes blinking? You also have ball joints. Nothing hurts, and you're fine, but it's a little weird.

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Yeeeah, fair. But you seem pretty okay hitting them despite that.
And I went with stabbing, that seems to happen to me more often than not.
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...Either way, we ain't even trying to hurt nobody, so what's the big deal? Ain't like we're stealing tongues or fingers or nothing important.
And yeah, means even getting shot'll regen eventually, so. Fun times.
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Didn't mean to make it a big deal, just think it's cool you're so level headed.
Heh, well let's hope we don't gotta deal with anything like that for now.
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...Anyways, guess we'll see what everybody else comes up with.
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Yep. Chin up, okay?