AVANTE EN GARDE

[idolpro]

This room is not real.

That's the first thought that crosses your mind as soon as your consciousness comes back up. You're not even sure if that's your own thought, but the feeling doesn't leave no matter how much time has passed. The room looks nice and cozy, but everything feels wrong. You don't belong here, you're you, aren't you?

Aren't you?

You'll soon notice that there are other things that just isn't right. You can talk, but is your mouth moving? You can see, but are your eyes blinking? You also have ball joints. Nothing hurts, and you're fine, but it's a little weird.

Comments

ROUND 1

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[aboyandhiscar]

[whaaaat is this]

Thiiiiiis seems like it could be fun, or it could go south real quick.

Re: DISCUSSION

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Hi I'm late to the party and hate everything already. ]

... From kissing straight into stuff like this?

Re: DISCUSSION

[emptymind]

[ staring down at her hands, completely unmoving

her eye rings are just her own normal eye color. ]

DECISION

[idolpro]

Please list it like this:

1. [TEAM] - ACTION
2. [TEAM] - ACTION
3. [TEAM] - ACTION
4. [TEAM] - ACTION

Or [SACRIFICE - ASPECT] if you choose to sacrifice.

Re: DECISION

[deicider]

1. [Taisho] - steal DRIVE (to win)
2. [ZRAEL] - steal DRIVE (to win)
3. [Bad End] - steal DRIVE (to win)
4. [Sacrifice - Existence]

RESULTS

[idolpro]

LOSSES - NOTHING

You can feel that you've also gained a lot of your SELF. It feels a lot more real now: You have drive. And drive. lots of drive??????

Re: RESULTS

[deicider]

[CACKLES.]

Re: RESULTS

[aboyandhiscar]

Huh! Well, that worked out.

ROUND 2

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

DECISION

[idolpro]

Please list it like this:

1. [TEAM] - ACTION
2. [TEAM] - ACTION
3. [TEAM] - ACTION
4. [TEAM] - ACTION

Or [SACRIFICE - ASPECT] if you choose to sacrifice.

RESULTS

[idolpro]

LOSSES - BRAINS, CONFIDENCE

You can feel that you've also gained a lot of your SELF. It feels a lot more real now: EYEBROWS, STYLE, NAMES, WILLINGNESS TO DO VIOLENCE

You feel like you can blink again. You suddenly know how to make yourself look COOL AND FASHIONABLE. And you will beat up ppl while looking cool and fashionable.

And that name of yours is definitely yours.

THINGS THAT CANNOT BE LOST: HOPE, EMPATHY, EXISTENCE

ROUND 3

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

DECISION

[idolpro]

Please list it like this:

1. [TEAM] - ACTION
2. [TEAM] - ACTION
3. [TEAM] - ACTION
4. [TEAM] - ACTION

Or [SACRIFICE - ASPECT] if you choose to sacrifice.

RESULTS

[idolpro]

LOSSES - FEET

You can feel that you've also gained a lot of your SELF. It feels a lot more real now: - CARS FOR DRIVE, HIGHER LOGIC, POOR DECISIONS, CLOTHES

FINAL ROUND

[idolpro]

Why do you think you are currently the most human of all?

Re: FINAL ROUND

[calmthefoxdown]

We made weird and questionable decisions and that's super human to do? I'm pretty sure most other beings have an evolutionary or survival-related explanation for doing things but we literally took eyebrows just because.

Re: FINAL ROUND

[aboyandhiscar]

[will smith gestures at his team]

Look at them?? This team can drive. And--we wear clothes. Not UNlike a human. And I'm Mike Chilton.

Re: FINAL ROUND

[emptymind]

We are all humans, and there are a number of us. And we have... names. They hold meaning to us.

Re: FINAL ROUND

[deicider]

Um... We made wildly different choices in service of the same goal.

Re: FINAL ROUND

[purrrnicious]

Because we seriously messed this up.

Re: FINAL ROUND

[unbr8kable]

[She shrugs, expression aggressively carefree]

If you can't figure it out by now then why should I have to? Just kill me, see if I give a shit.