AVANTE EN GARDE

[idolpro]

This room is not real.

That's the first thought that crosses your mind as soon as your consciousness comes back up. You're not even sure if that's your own thought, but the feeling doesn't leave no matter how much time has passed. The room looks nice and cozy, but everything feels wrong. You don't belong here, you're you, aren't you?

Aren't you?

You'll soon notice that there are other things that just isn't right. You can talk, but is your mouth moving? You can see, but are your eyes blinking? You also have ball joints. Nothing hurts, and you're fine, but it's a little weird.

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

He's fine. I'm just not good enough...

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

What?

[Flicking her tail irritably.]

Uh, no, he's a jerk and you're way better. You should spend your time on someone actually worth it.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

.........Right. 'Course.

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

Uh. Yeah. It's obvious you're like nooooo she's wrong and I have no idea why. What's so great about him?

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

[She shrugs, helpless]

He--cares, about me. Even when he probably shouldn't.

...But yeah, you're prolly right. Shouldn't waste his time.

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

What? That's obviously the opposite of what I just said. You shouldn't waste your time. He's a liar and a cheat, you can't trust him at all.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

Why?

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

I've explained this, like, three times now. If you're not gonna listen then whatever.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

No, I don't think neither of you ever told me what happened. And I never said nothing 'cause I figured maybe it'd blow over and things'd be fine, but...

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

[Oh. That.]

. . .It doesn't matter. You've already decided, anyway.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

Decided what?

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

That it's my fault.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

I don't even know what "it" was. You never tell me anything. I thought--

[Cuts herself off, looking down; like she can think worth a damn anyway]

...Right. I get it. Never mind.

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

I heard you during the hotel game. "Guess now's a good enough time to talk", remember?

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

[From her expression she does not, though she doesn't attempt to interrupt]

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

[That appears to be all she had to say.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

[Just. Shrugs? Then??? And turns to leave her alone]

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