idolpro | Fanmail the Twenty-Eighth

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[a collection of squeaky dog toys which looks like various human organs]

[It's a hairpin of a little witchy fox! How cute!]

Hello Miss Camellia!

I hope you are doing well today. I know you recently maybe possibly got together with your witch friend, but I was wondering if you could not? I've been watching you for a long time now and it's not my fault I haven't had a chance to meet you in person. I think you should wait and give me a chance. Not that your little eyebrow pal isn't....there....but I think we could be amazing together! So please go to the vid room to tell me you feel the same!

Your biggest fan

[It's an anthology comic of Q and Camellia on all kinds of cute dates....that ultimately takes a yandere turn and ends in Q getting buried in the flower patch]

[In this doujinshi, Sorrel has switched to a much more provocative wardrobe. He starts with tighter shirts and skinny jeans, but escalates all the way up to fishnet tops, hot pink latex skirts, and lacy nightdresses.]

[As the story progresses, it slowly becomes obvious that he's been doing it all to try and catch Coriander's eye.]

[Little does he know, he already has; every night, Coriander sneaks into his room to have some fun, taking advantage of how deeply Sorrel sleeps, to make sweet, sweet love to him in his pretty nightdress.]

[a poster]

[a cardboard tube with a note taped to it that says, "I'm not as good as you but I tried my best!"

The tube contains a rolled up piece of paper. It's a fanart poster of Gladio, naked and reclining upon a chaise lounge.]

[a heart shaped pillow with fanart of Sorrel and Glacies kissing]

A keychain with a little acrylic crown on it.

[A fanmade poster of what looks to be a ouija board, spraymounted to a piece of foamcore. It's pink and glittery, and instead of the typical alphabet, it simply says "Do you like me?", "YES" and "NO"]

[ It's a collaborative doujin done by three artists and four writers. Because of this the art styles between the different stories are kind of all over the place, but they're still all really nice and definitely unique.

Story#1: iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+ and the Seance are going on their first date, which happens to be to an amusement park. iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+ has never been, but The Seance seems overly excited to show him all the fun that can be had through the different rides and treats. It's all very cute.

Story#2: iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+ is a human in this one and has decided to invite The Seance over to "Netflix & Chill". It starts with them just watching some sort of horror movie and minute by minute moving closer and closer to each other. From there it jumps to them making out and while it might seem like there are a couple of panels or pages missing... nope. Author/Artists just said fuck it, apparently. It continues at a breakneck pace and soon they're naked and The Seance is fucking iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+ doggy style during the climax of the movie. It ends with some cuddling.

Story#3: The Seance is feeling adventurous and has asked iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+ to fuck him as is. There's not really a story to this one it's just shameless monster fucking porn that goes on a lot longer than it probably should, but clearly the artists had fun drawing The Seance and iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+ screwing around.

A full color picture of the both of them is at the end, with human iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+ being held by The Seance being held by monster iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+. A note follows: We love you guys! MAKE IT HAPPEN. ]

[A fanart print of Sativa, Hardtack, and Valour wearing onesies with hoods. Sativa is clearly a pink unicorn, Hardtack is a bear, and Valour is a bunny. A flowy banner at the bottom of the image says, “BEST BROS”]

A doujin which portrays a traditional mermaid romance story in which Sativa falls in love with a prince he sees on land and makes a deal to allow him to go meet them—only, it turns out the "prince" is Glory, who he'd mistaken for a man from a distance in masculine clothing. Also, rather than giving up his voice for the deal, he appears to be incapable of not talking. He is slightly afraid this will make it difficult to fulfill the terms of his deal, but fortunately Glory seems to find this endearing, even given his mistake. They end up making out long enough to shut him up, which appears to have been the criteria, and everything works out okay, with him gaining the magical ability to go from having legs to a fin and back.

[In this doujinshi, Tokyo-F is decked out for a fancy Halloween masque ball, complete with glittering chandeliers, blown glass jack-o-lanterns, and tall candelabras filled with black candles.]

[Sativa is resplendent in puffed sleeves and a damask vest of deep blue, a cat mask perched above his nose. Gladio is in a three piece suit, a dashing pirate hat, and a Phantom of the Opera style half-mask.]

[They retire to a secluded nook, cloistered behind a beaded curtain of glittering black glass. Once there, Gladio puts on a slow, deliberate strip tease, undresses Sativa with the same measured intent, and lays them both down on a plush black divan. Sativa spends three whole pages exploring the glistening planes of Gladio's muscles before finally rubbing himself off between Gladio's thick, well-muscled thighs.]

Fanmail the Twenty-Eighth

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John Doe

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Camellia

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unmitigated disaster

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Izanami-no-Mikoto

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Agnus Dei

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Jack-of-All-Stats

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The Seance

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