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Fanmail the Twenty-Eighth

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
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AlcheME!
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BARiTONES
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Plushes of their Aibous!

A plush of dragon Hiryuu and dragon Levi cuddling.

It's a beautiful water picture of Hiryuu, Cocoa, D.Va, and Queen at the park.

Hiryuus Return
by BloodRayne69

Today was the day of the big being a princess contest.
The world championship!
Hiryuu and King had made it into the final after a intensive competition which Hiryuu won easily.

"I am really proud of you Hiryuu! You were amazing!", said Wednesday.
"You too King you were also reasonable. "
"Gosh thanks Wednesday" said King

Hiryuu was still practicing being a princess as they walked along. They were taking a tour of the being a princess-ing Arena to prepare for the big day tomorrow.

"Oh, look who it is, its the pathetic Hiryuu and her pathetic friends. Your all pathetic! "

It was D.Va!

"What are you doing here D.Va?" Hiryuu said gruffly.
"Why I am here for the contest."
"Wahhhhaa?" said King and Wednesday.
"Yes I am taking part. I am going to win the world being a princess medal and there's nothing you pathetic people can do to stop me! "
With that D.Va marched off.

"D.Va is taking part in the contest! I didn't know she even did it."
"She didn't. She must have learnt over the summer" said Hiryuu "But....why?" she then queried quizzically.
"I dont know" said King ignorantly. He didn't know Hiryuu was asking a rectangular question.
"I guess we will find out tomorrow"

With that they all went back to their rooms in the arena's hotel.

(Fade out)
Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between Hiryuu and Leviathan.
No one could deny it.
No one except Leviathan and Hiryuu, that is.

They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust.
Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.

A war of lust.

And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war.
Something had to be done.

The next day, Hiryuu was day dreaming.

...
Wednesday snapped her out of it by bursting into her room.(They were naked.btw. But that's not important right now - A/N)

"Hiryuu! The contest starts soon! Your late! King and D.Va have already changed into their being a princessing kits! "
"Oh, nooes I over slept! Thats not like me at all. "

Hiryuu got dressed on the way down stairs, and skidding into the Arena.
The audience was already there and she got a big appose as she entered.

"oh...you made it I seee. Had a nice night?" D.Va sneered.

At that moment Hiryuu realized she had been drugged! That explained the strange dreams last night. D.Va must have drugged her while they were talking the other day.
It was too late to do anything about it though. Shehad to hope there was no more surprises.
The starter walked on at that moment, told them to get ready.
D.Va grinned at hero. Showing all their evil teeth
"Blam!" The starter fired the starting ozis and the contest had begun!

King took the early lead, but Hiryuu quickly caught up with the being a princessing. King was sweating like mad trying to stay in the contest.
D.Va was relaxed though - barely being a princessing at all!

"Whats she upto? Its like she is not even trying"
"And why does she care anyway? She always said being a princess was stupid "
"I know, somethings not right" said Hiryuu while pulling of a particularly difficult being a princess move.
Just then disaster striked!
There was a loud bang BANG! and King collapsed.
Hiryuu being a princessed backwards for a bit.

"King! Are you ok?"
"urg...sabotage..." King collapsed.

"Who did it? Who...?"

D.Va grinned.

"WHO???"

Just then the gong went. It was half-time.

In the middle of all this, finally,Sabre could stand it no longer.
She found Hiryuu, and pulled them to one side

"Thats it! its ruining the team. Its clear you cant function while Leviathan is around!"
"What no! I am fine."
"No. Its very clear. You need to do the Pelvic pinochle with them"
Everyone else in the room nodded at this.
"But doing the pelvic pinochle with Leviathan...isn't that..umm...wrong?"
"Oh, sure, its wrong. Very very wrong.
But just because somethings wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?"
"No, I suppose not"
Hiryuu wondered off thinking of the pelvic pinochle....how will she introduce the idea to Leviathan? and would they accept it?
As King was carried taken to hospital by ferrari, Hiryuu and Wednesday retired to the locker room.
D.Va was already there, still grinning.

"Oh what a shame. King isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " D.Va sniggered again.

With that D.Va left out the backdoor.

"Gosh darn-it" Wednesday said. "D.Va drives me mad! "
"You know, I think she had something to do with Kings accident "

Hiryuu was thinking. hard.

"D.Va is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil"
"That means..." said Wednesday, her slow cogs working.
"...She wants to come second!" said Hiryuu, thinkingly.
"Do you think thats..."
"....because she wants the second prize medal!" said Hiryuu, winning again.
"It must be because the second prize is really Puzzle Box "
"Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly the Puzzle Box"
"That explains why someone would want to become second!"
"Exactly!"

"So we have to beat D.Va by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! "
"I know" said Hiryuu. "I am not sure I know how"
"You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!"
"No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!"
"Me?" said Wednesday, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do being a princess?
"Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls like me have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!"
"Ok Hiryuu, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"

Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the being a princess contest had begun!

Hiryuu finally found a moment to pull Leviathan away from the others, to have a private moment.
"Hiryuu we have to do it"
"I know, my team told me as well. Apparently our feelings are causing problems for everyone else."
"So we are agreed? We finally let our feelings out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?"
"Yes. For the team"
"No...for us"
Hiryuu leapt on Leviathan at that moment.The raging manatees they kept locked up finally unleashed.
Hiryuu and Leviathan quickly became a ball of body-parts. Noses, hands and elbows all tangled together. Hiryuu didn't know what bit to focus on, so grabbed a spare tassle and dived in.
"More! More! More!" whispered Leviathan to Hiryuu.
Their love making was like a sunrise of vaginas. Its like they were everywhere - inescapable (not that either of them wanted to escape them).
Things got...messy...from that point on.

Nearby the others occasionally heard various bodily function noises. But politely ignored it.
This had been coming far too long to ruin it now - and this team bonding was very much needed.
Wednesday and Hiryuu stepped into the arena again.
The tension was high, like a lighthouse, high.
Hiryuu could feel it.WEDNESDAY COULD FEEl it.D.Va could feel it. The crowd could feel it.
This contest was about to get real!

"Good luck" said D.Va snearingly at them.
"Maybe you will even win" she said while laughing manically.

"I know what your upto ...and that's why Wednesday is also going to compete! You will never come second D.Va!"

"Yes, that right I am competing!" said Wednesday while climbing into her being a princess-ing outfit.(She had been in her underwear till this point )

"It doesn't matter you will still lose"

"You mean she will come second?"

"Yes. At coming second. She will lose at coming second."

"NEVER" screamed Wednesday! Just as the starters ak-47 went of.

With that everyone started being a princess-ing frantically.This went on for the normal 3 hours. It was a tight contest, the crowd was on the edge of their seats. D.Va and Wednesday were sweating oceans of wetness.
It was getting near the end now and D.Va could see she was losing. Suddenly she whipped out her raygun and used it on Wednesday at point blank range.
"ARGGHHhhhh"
Wednesday collapsed. It was only a mild blow but it was enough to put her out of the contest.
Hiryuu rushed back.
"Are you ok!?!"
"No"
"Oh"
"You have to come second. Its our only hope now"
Hiryuu turned to the contest judge but they had been looking the other way and saw nothing.

"Ha! See you cant defeat my cunning!" said D.Va.
"No I'll beat you! I beat you good like a song with a good beat like A Whole New World!" said Hiryuu who was starting to do being a princess again frantically.
"Thats not a good song" said D.Va who was right.
"I'll beat you anyway"
"Wont"
"Will"
"Wont"
They argued as they being a princessed, and the crowd was still on the edge of their seats.
Suddenly Hiryuu slowed down!

"Ha!" said D.Va triumphantly....as he went past the finish line!
"I've won I've won!! I've won the world being a princessing champion contest!"
"Yes. And I've...come second" said Hiryuu.
"What.....NOOOO......you tricked me into winning!" said D.Va upset.

But it was too late D.Va got the first prize award and Hiryuu got the second place award...which was really Puzzle Box!

D.Va left the arena with his first prize sad and depressed to go back alone to his basement.Hiryuu triumphant took the second place prize.....the first she had ever got.....and run held it up to the crowd who cheered like mad but they didn't really know why.

-The End

[In this doujinshi, Azzy has kidnapped Leviathan.]

[When Hiryuu fights her way to the center of hell to break him out, Azzy easily disarms her, ties her up, and makes her watch as he does Questionable Things to Leviathan with the barrel of a gun.]

It's MORE CLOTHES for the sack doll plushie she got last time!! Someone's crafted up a really good approximation of both the HSS style outfit that was loaned to Serenity as well as her BEDE attire.

In this doujinshi, Sabre is reeling after YET ANOTHER betrayal brought upon by those HORRIBLE Adoras. Sobbing, feeling lonely and like there's nothing left to live for, she's ready to JUMP OFF A ROOFTOP when suddenly both Wednesday and Hiryuu show up, dramatically flinging open the door to the rooftop access.

Both girls beg and plead with Sabre not to give up her life over that horrible hussy. They confess to Sabre their deep, undying love for her--so much so that they've both broken up with Leviathan, and they claim that if Sabre jumps… well, they're jumping too. Sabre is overcome with happiness. Finally, FINALLY, not one, but TWO beautiful girls have decided that Sabre is the most important person in their life. In tears yet again, she steps down from the ledge and embraces her new girlfriends.

There's a 4-koma comic in the very back which features the three of them using Sabre's tank to run down both Adoras and Kohime, and beside this the artist has personally signed their work and dedicated it to Sabre. "Wishing for your happiness above all others," the handwritten note above the signature reads.

[Hiryuu receives a postcard sized picture with a note on the back:]

You're so cute when you're depressed ♥

It's a series of art pieces made entirely of glues macaronis showing D.Va and Hurricane as chefs cooking varies cookies and cakes... and in the last picture not only are they eating their creations, but they're eating the macaroni kitchen too!

A play-doh sculpture of Hurricane and Nemesis sparring.

A sheet of HSS themed cookie keychains. The Hurricane keychain is a baker hat.

[A fully illustrated zine of the wingfic written by Hurricane and Raven during monster bingo. Each page of text is accompanied by a full page illustration, from a hero shot of pirate partners Raven and D.va, to the glorious battle, to winged shark brethren and more]

[Two, fuzzy, plushies of chocobo chicks. One is yellow, the other is the same green as Hurricane's position color. The plush come with a small basket of felted greens]

[In this doujinshi, Nemesis has started another cult. This time, it's a sex cult, and Hurricane has been kidnapped to be the ritual virgin sacrifice.]

[The cult dons black robes and takes him out to the forest on the night of the full moon. Nemesis ties Hurricane to a stake, then force feeds him aphrodisiac from a fancy crystal goblet. Afterwards, the cult members, including Requiem, Intensity, Rye, and D.Va, all disrobe and have an orgy in front of him.]

[When everyone else is satisfied, and Hurricane is in tears, begging for someone to please just touch him, Nemesis uproots the stake, lays it flat on the ground, and takes the sacrifice: his virginity]

[In this doujinshi, all of Tokyo-F is cast in a Greek gods AU. Rye plays the part of Eros, in a skimpy white toga and gilded laurel leaves, and Hurricane is Dionysus, his own toga purple, sandal straps twining around his legs up to the knee.]

[There is a massive feast on Olympus for Thargelia, and Hurricane and Rye have retired to a corner of the room with lots of picturesque grapes and pillars and a pool of clear water.]

[They sample the wine, and then sample more wine, finally reclining onto a nearby mound of pillows to frot leisurely against one another until they're both sated.]

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