THE WAR ON YULETIDE

[idolpro]

[ At some point, D.Va will be receiving a text: ]

happy☆day: It has begun, it has begun!

[ And then a pin is dropped on her map, indicating the Escape Room. There are no further texts. ]

Comments

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[idolpro]

[ You try to go north...

...but the nutcrackers grab the candy canes on the walls next to them, and block the way forward! ]

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[420blazeit]

Heh. I should have figured it wouldn't be *that* easy. [ she draws her head weapon & activates buddy system. ] If you guys want to dance, then let's dance!

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[irregular]

Oh godfuckingdammit I knew I should have just kicked you in the fucking face!

[This to the nutcrackers, of course.

[Oh look his weapons are on his hands! Can you do anything to wood with electrified tiger claws? LET'S FIND OUT.]

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[justfuckingtryit]

[He gets his spear up, ready for combat]

[And breaks out Machai Provocation, redirecting aggro onto one of the nutcrackers]

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[bondsofsuffering]

[Sticking to the back as promised, but at the ready.]

[failedsafe]

[Lily readies her knives!]

Oh dear, it seems we've run into an obstacle.

[idolpro]

[ They...

...don't actually put up much of a fight at all. One immediately gets destroyed by K's attack, and as it collapses into a heap of wood it tosses its candycane at the other one affected by Machai Provocation, killing it instantly.

Congrat...ulations? ]

[bondsofsuffering]

[Ah.]

Tutorial fight?

[420blazeit]

[ ... ]

I'm not even sure what to say.

[irregular]

That was stupid.

[420blazeit]

Let's not drop our guard just yet...

[justfuckingtryit]

What was that even about?

[420blazeit]

I'm not sure. I thought for sure we were going to be fighting, but...

[irregular]

Yeah, we coulda just pushed past 'em...

[420blazeit]

Very weird.

[idolpro]

[ As the door opens, music begins to play.

Proceed to FLOOR 2. ]