Good Cause Simulator: Heart Soldier Senshi (saturday)

[idolpro]

[ You’re in a sleek room full of all kinds of sci-fi dials and knobs. You feel like you’ve been here a long time with these people around you, and that you have a lot longer to go before this is all over.

You can hear the distant sounds of the station creaking due to shockwaves from the fighting outside. What is going on in this galaxy? Well, it’s not very important to you. What’s important is surviving.

You have a job to do. ]

Comments

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

TAXES.

[420blazeit]

...our taxes plan didn't work, so the best option might be just to pay our taxes and our back taxes.

Re: TAXES.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Yeah. I kinda don't wanna go to jail again.

Re: TAXES.

[420blazeit]

...same. And if we're in jail then we can't help Adora or fend off the freaking hand cult. We have plenty of money ATM besides.

Re: TAXES.

[polarislight]

I agree, my face is far too pretty for jail.

And the rest of your faces too, I suppose.

Re: TAXES.

[420blazeit]

I'm not interested in getting butt fucked by space strangers, so jail is off the table.

Re: DISCUSSION

[adorabilities]

... Okay, maybe this is a bad time but... what are taxes?

Re: DISCUSSION

[420blazeit]

Just think of it like, ah, rent. And we didn't pay it. We tried to see if we could do so another way and... nope!

Also, we need to get you some help.

Re: DISCUSSION

[adorabilities]

[yes because suddenly it hits her and-- holy shit she is gonna wrap her arms around herself]

Ho-Ho-Hokay. I-- wh-wh-what j-j-j-just h-happened...

[she can barely move her lips suddenly??]

Re: DISCUSSION

[420blazeit]

[ she shrugs off her jacket and drapes it over her. ] Here. Not sure this is going to help much, but... in the meantime.

Re: DISCUSSION

[polarislight]

Money you pay to fund public spending.

Basically, you give the government money so that they will keep society functioning. Roads. Schools. So on.

Re: DISCUSSION

[adorabilities]

O-o-oh.

[she is going to be wrapping her arms around herself in an effort to stay warm]

Re: DISCUSSION

[polarislight]

[Just gonnnaaaaaa find a blanket and wrap it around her.]

We'll try and fix this as soon as we can. Just...try not to exert yourself.

Re: DISCUSSION

[crossmyheartandhope]

They're like... money you pay to the government.

Re: DISCUSSION

[adorabilities]

O-O-Oh.

[suddenly she is shivering very, very badly, her teeth chattering]

M-M-makes s...ssssense.

Re: DISCUSSION

[crossmyheartandhope]

You okay?

HANDS.

[420blazeit]

I don't think we should let them take our hands. Instead of arresting one of the other units or, like, whatever, I think we should go after the hand cult.

Re: HANDS.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Ain't the hand guys just Avante, though?

Re: HANDS.

[420blazeit]

Do we know it's still them and, if so, why the hell are they doing this shit again, because that's *still* fucked up. I... can't really condone taking people's hands... or any body part.

Re: HANDS.

[adorabilities]

A-A-Avant-t-te?

Re: HANDS.

[polarislight]

Let's headbutt them.

[#StillMad]

SPACE COLD

[polarislight]

Okay, you cure regular hypothermia with warm baths, how do you cure space hypothermia?

Re: SPACE COLD

[420blazeit]

Space bath or, like, space pod bath?

Re: SPACE COLD

[adorabilities]

[gosh it's a good thing she's not the spop with space bath trauma]

I-I-I w-w-woke up innapod of g-g-goo. I. I d-d-don't w-w-wanna d-d-do that a... again.

Re: SPACE COLD

[crossmyheartandhope]

Space pod bath would be good. They gotta have better tech, right?