Good Cause Simulator: BARiTONES (saturday)
[ You’re in a sleek room full of all kinds of sci-fi dials and knobs. You feel like you’ve been here a long time with these people around you, and that you have a lot longer to go before this is all over.
You can hear the distant sounds of the station creaking due to shockwaves from the fighting outside. What is going on in this galaxy? Well, it’s not very important to you. What’s important is surviving.
You have a job to do. ]
You can hear the distant sounds of the station creaking due to shockwaves from the fighting outside. What is going on in this galaxy? Well, it’s not very important to you. What’s important is surviving.
You have a job to do. ]

EVENT 5
. . . Actually, it's just that everyone else in the mines have quit and war is so heavy in this area they're really not looking to stay in these lands. That means you're going to effectively be the owner of this asteroid, but you're also super liable to die.
Do you accept? (If you don't, you'll be fired anyway, so you'll have to find a different job.)
Re: EVENT 5
Thank you very much for offering me the position of ASTEROID MANAGER. It was a difficult decision to make, but I have accepted a position with another company.
I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to interview me and to share information on the opportunity and your company.
Again, thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
BARiTONES
Re: EVENT 5
The asteroid is abandoned.
Goodbye asteroid.