WED BED BEHEAD: ☆ZRAEL

[idolpro]

[You wake alone with your unit in what appears to be a dressing room. There's nothing on the costume racks right now, but you have vanity seats and a couch to chill on if you like.

On a table in the center of the room, there is an ornate metal box with three slots on top. The slots are labeled with the names of three other units: pep!pep!, Taisho Roman Revolution, & WILD CITY. Next to the box a laminated copy of the IC rules is taped down, and beside it lie four cards:

♦ a green card with a picture of two linked rings and the word "WED"
♦ a blue card with a picture of a rose and the word "BED"
♦ a red card with a picture of a guillotine and the word "BEHEAD"
♦ a purple card with a picture of two circling arrows and the word "INSTEAD"

You have til 9pm PST to submit your votes.]

Comments

[hissterics]

[ you and your six fuckin friends ]

"Friends" enough that they wouldn't try to screw us over?

[rollplayinghouse]

...I don't know. Valour on Taisho and Hardtack on Wild City are brothers, so they'll probably be a priority... I don't know if they're close with pep, though.

I really doubt Taisho will behead us, at least.

[hissterics]

In other words, it's a tossup on if Wild City gives us their bed or behead cards.

[rollplayinghouse]

...Yeah.

What do you think about pep...?

[hissterics]

. . . There's no way they'd behead us.

I'm not aware of them having any strong connections to Wild City or Taisho, either.

[rollplayinghouse]

So we're only really at risk from Wild City.

We could play our Instead card on them? If they're the only ones who might Behead us, then the worst it can do is send it back at them. Otherwise it might just swap a bed for a wed.

[hissterics]

That's fine with me. But we still need to decide who's getting which of our cards.

[rollplayinghouse]

...I'd prefer wed for Taisho. But since I can't guarantee they'll do the same for us when Wild City's also here, I'd be fine with bed too.

Otherwise I... don't really have a preference. There are people I'd rather not hurt on both Wild City and pep, but we have to pick one.

[hissterics]

[ ugh why does she have to argue for soft shit like this

UUUUUGH

She looks away, tail flicking a little ]

Pep has saved me -- and Zrael in general -- multiple times.

[rollplayinghouse]

...Taisho has also helped us, lately. In God's game, definitely. I'm sure they'll understand if we have to hit them with the middle card, though. I just...

[hissterics]

I don't care if it's "wed" or "bed" for pep.

But I'm not hitting them with the kill card.

[rollplayinghouse]

Well, I'm not hitting Taisho with the kill card either. So, that one can go to Wild City, and we can flip a coin or something between Taisho and pep for the others?

[hissterics]

--But Dia doesn't want to hit Wild City . . .

[ UGH WHY THIS, THIS NEVER HAPPENS ]

[rollplayinghouse]

...But Whisky's been gone for ages...

[hissterics]

Wait . . . this is about somebody who's not even here?

[rollplayinghouse]

...I don't know. Maybe it's something else. But Wild City used to be off limits because that's where her other husband was.

[hissterics]

. . . I'll deal with it.

[ aka try and fail to be a bad guy ]

[rollplayinghouse]

[Glory is gonna try to get Aradia to have some self respect and at least stand behind her opinion, but she's also not going to argue with her conceding on Wild City.]

...Then that's settled. For the other two...

[Glory picks up the Wed and Bed cards and holds them behind her back, swapping them back and forth a few times]

Right or left?

[hissterics]

[ Considers, tail flicking back and forth a few times ]

Left.

[rollplayinghouse]

[holds out the Bed card]

Wed Taisho, Bed pep, and Behead Wild City, then. Is that alright...?

[with a glance at Aradia]

...We don't have to play the Instead.

[hissterics]

[ She also glances at Dia, then quickly glances away ]

Skip the Instead.