[ TURNING INTO SIMONE AGAIN, shooting projectiles everywhere but in fact Simone is almost entirely constructed to fight things on the ground, NOT things in the air ]
[ well he was aiming low enough while she was still in human form that he does have to veer to dodge one of those, losing momentum. on the other hand only hummingbirds can fly backwards and he is not a hummingbird. ends up careening into her skirt and skid-rolls into one of her arms, which he does his level best to latch onto with both his talon hands and the thorny tendrils that drill into the plates at her hips and elbow. ]
[ flailing around, rotating her entire torso like 900 degrees, but aside from being large and shooting a lot of lasers she doesn't have much like, actual strength to knock him off with, so probably with limited success ]
[ problem of bigass wings: bigass targets. he loses some of his balance when her arm comes off and flares them out to steady himself again, only for a laser to knife off like half of one. lets out a mostly human scream, if garbled around a mouthful of metal arm he is now swallowing nearly whole, and sinks a taloned foot under a hip plate to try and pry it off entirely. ]
[ the whole metal skirt opens up in desperation as her upper half just kind of spews oil everywhere, the already-damaged ROBOT SNAKE MOUTH chomping frantically to try to get at him - she knows this is a bad matchup, and her only chance at getting out of it is to just Eat Him Immediately - ]
he has to pull his tendrils out of her body to free himself up to move, and a lot of them get torn off in the process - sheared off by the metal plates of her skirt dismantling itself or chomped off into her mouth - but he hauls himself up with another flap of his wings to get out of range, grabs onto her shoulder with his hands and the hooked thorns hidden in his feathers, and tries to sink his teeth into... well she kind of doesn't have a neck but the side of her head where it meets her shoulder. ]
swallowing the arm was also not so bad so let's just do more of that. time to prove that a stomach roughly the size of a basketball can fit all of this in it somehow ]
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[ TURNING INTO SIMONE AGAIN, shooting projectiles everywhere but in fact Simone is almost entirely constructed to fight things on the ground, NOT things in the air ]
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he does not know if this will work but surely it should right. how is he supposed to eat metal if he can't bite metal. IT SHOULD RIGHT? ]
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her song turns into a scream as she just. spews projectiles into the air get OUTTA THERE ]
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he has to pull his tendrils out of her body to free himself up to move, and a lot of them get torn off in the process - sheared off by the metal plates of her skirt dismantling itself or chomped off into her mouth - but he hauls himself up with another flap of his wings to get out of range, grabs onto her shoulder with his hands and the hooked thorns hidden in his feathers, and tries to sink his teeth into... well she kind of doesn't have a neck but the side of her head where it meets her shoulder. ]
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her voice stops abruptly as she just shorts out and collapses ]
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swallowing the arm was also not so bad so let's just do more of that. time to prove that a stomach roughly the size of a basketball can fit all of this in it somehow ]