Murder Mysterium - YOU-kai

[idolpro]

[ Your unit-colored alcove has its own seating—benches, rather than any specific number of chairs, line the green bushels. It's wide enough to comfortably fit all of your unitmates if necessary, though it's likely not all of you will be here at a time. You're aware, somehow, that the space is soundproof; you could say whatever you like here and it won't be heard by anyone but your unitmates.

At the center of your "room" is what looks to be a marble table, but upon further inspection you'll note that the surface is actually electronic, a touch screen that mimics the visual texture of marble. Here, you have a number of options of things to choose from, and you can even pull up a keyboard or write with your finger for a certain freeform answer section. ]

Comments

[ibedeadpeople]

You don't think it suits you?

[since it IS the most important thing here,]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[dressed like the guy on the far left]

Hell no. How do people move in this shit?

[ibedeadpeople]

Usually with their arms and legs. Do you need help learning how?

[She reaches out to flap his arms to demonstrate; sorry-not sorry]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[he lets her do this]

This is the shittiest excuse for a jacket I've ever had to wear. No one said these fucking games involved playing dress-up.

[ibedeadpeople]

Well, I think you look very handsome. Who could attack a face like that?

[caniscorde]

I certainly could.

Being handsome makes it that much more likely.

[ibedeadpeople]

[Snickers]

Well, you look very handsome as well. Obviously we are too good-looking of a unit to get into too much trouble!

[caniscorde]

We are quite good looking, I cannot deny. Your dress is lovely.

[ibedeadpeople]

Yours too! It's such a good look for you.

This might not be my favorite game ever, but at least everyone looks nice.

[caniscorde]

[ very slightly flustered. but. ]

You would be hard pressed to find anyone who would consider something like this their favorite game.

[ibedeadpeople]

It could always be worse!

Anyway, what do you want to do? If we get our decision out of the way, then we don't have to worry about it anymore, right?

[caniscorde]

I want to keep the rest of you protected, of course. I am flexible beyond that.

[ibedeadpeople]

Mmm... I'd rather avoid others if we have a chance--or if there are friends we can use for an alibi. If people don't trust us...that would make sense, right?

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[is this the part where I remind everyone that he looks sallow and sickly at all times even if his PB is very cute,]

Aw, that's sweet, Tiger. My heart's going pitter-pat over here.

[caniscorde]

[ he makes up for it in personality(?) ]

Don't have a heart attack.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[does he though]

No worries, that would be a fucking stupid way to die.

[caniscorde]

[ well, ]

Of course.

So do your best not to.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Relaaax, poison isn't even one of the options, and it doesn't sound like this game is going to actually fucking kill anyone anyway.

[ibedeadpeople]

[doesn't matter he is cute in his heart (is he, though)]

[anyway hooray for teammates getting along (are they, though)]

I guess we can't get away with just hiding out in here, can we...

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[citation needed]

Pretty sure we gotta pick something.

[ibedeadpeople]

Well... What are you thinking?

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Weeeeeeell, I always like a good knife, but if we wanna be sure of killing whoever we land on, then I guess we should go with the explosives.

[ibedeadpeople]

Do we wanna be sure of killing whoever we land on?

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Of course!

[ibedeadpeople]

But... We'd get in trouble that way, right? If we get pinned for murder then we still get punished...