AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[ The elevator opens up to a room spacious enough to house the whole unit comfortably, but with no furniture to speak of except a touchscreen podium near the far wall, displaying a row of four larger-than-life mahjong tiles on a red background. On the left side of the screen is a square that says TRADE. The walls and floor of the room are nearly checkered with metal panels, out of place against the rest of the marble flooring and unremarkable off-white walls.

The elevator doors close behind you. ]

Comments

[columbidaring]

Well, to sum it up, it basically means that you're in a situation that feels entirely out of your control, that you want someone reliable who you can trust and confide in, and that right now all changes seem like they might be bad changes to you and you might be worried about circumstances taking a turn for the worse.

So that's cheery. Next three!

[ XIV. Temperance
IV. The Emperor
XV. The Devil ]

So these ones are more about the situation around you. Advantages, disadvantages, what's most likely to happen...

[liarliarliar]

Ah, what's most likely to happen is devilish then?

[columbidaring]

That one isn't so direct! Ummm basically your advantages are you can be calm and cool in a crisis. Disadvantages are bullies and overambition. So devil in that position is basically like... 'look out, the path you're on right now leads to ruin, but you still have time to change course'... that kind of thing.

[liarliarliar]

Ruin is so exciting though.

[columbidaring]

I'm not a fan, personally.

[liarliarliar]

Ah, true...

You're too handsome to get ruined.

[columbidaring]

Plus, ending up in ruin might be exciting for a bit, but then it's nothing but boring.

[liarliarliar]

I'll be your cute and dutiful nurse should the worst happen.

[columbidaring]

Nurse me back to health sweetly, dear little brother B!

[liarliarliar]

I'll be very tender.

[columbidaring]

Then I have nothing to fear~.

[liarliarliar]

Exactly so.

None of us do.

[columbidaring]

On account of our good reliable nurses! Well, if the oldest and the youngest are both so reliable, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.

[liarliarliar]

[we'll take care of the middle children u mean]

We have everything handled.

[columbidaring]

[ yes. ]

Exactly!

[liarliarliar]

[...gonna play with C which means drawing on him and doing a body outline around him where he's flopped]

[columbidaring]

A crime scene!

[liarliarliar]

Who will be the next victim??