AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[ The elevator opens up to a room spacious enough to house the whole unit comfortably, but with no furniture to speak of except a touchscreen podium near the far wall, displaying a row of four larger-than-life mahjong tiles on a red background. On the left side of the screen is a square that says TRADE. The walls and floor of the room are nearly checkered with metal panels, out of place against the rest of the marble flooring and unremarkable off-white walls.

The elevator doors close behind you. ]

Comments

[columbidaring]

Well. We figured something like this was in the works, but this is a little tasteless.

[liarliarliar]

It's extremely tasteless.

Ah, I wonder if we could just vote for ourselves. I'd give blindness a go.

[columbidaring]

[ checks phone... ] Voting for ourselves is out. Not voting puts it up to the random number generator. ... I was worried about blindness being really gory, but 'remove both eyes' is its own thing, so at least there's that.

[liarliarliar]

Well, let's do this without feeling or heart then.

Eeny meany miney mo~

[columbidaring]

Sounds about right! Though I think blindness is gonna be our effect pick no matter what. It's the only nonviolent one on the list.

[liarliarliar]

Exactly so.

Let's do this quickly. It's boring.

[columbidaring]

Not a cute game at all...

[liarliarliar]

It's a little...lame. Yes.

If they want the thrill of hurt comfort situations I think this is a heavy handed way to get there.

[columbidaring]

Right? Being served it like an entree is just kind of. Cheap of them.

[liarliarliar]

No build up. No drama. Forcing conflicts that aren't there...

I'm sure someone is writing some correction fanfiction right now.

[columbidaring]

Or getting super ready to do so.