AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[ The elevator opens up to a room spacious enough to house the whole unit comfortably, but with no furniture to speak of except a touchscreen podium near the far wall, displaying a row of four larger-than-life mahjong tiles on a red background. On the left side of the screen is a square that says TRADE. The walls and floor of the room are nearly checkered with metal panels, out of place against the rest of the marble flooring and unremarkable off-white walls.

The elevator doors close behind you. ]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

Same. He's not cute at all, totally bland. He probably got through by being a suck up.

[liarliarliar]

Well, you get by how you can with what you've got to offer.

[neigh_sayer]

I see! So he's such a lifeless no personality cookie cutter shell that the audience got off on being able to project onto him.

Aha, Li'l Bro is so smart!

[liarliarliar]

Not nearly as clever as my smart older brothers. But ah, some things aren't particularly hard to see.

At least he has his cute face to get by on.

[neigh_sayer]

Yep yep, I just want to squeeze it til it pops!

[liarliarliar]

Big brother is such a sucker for a cute face.

[neigh_sayer]

[BLUSHU]

Oh no, you've found my weakness.

[liarliarliar]

Your secret is safe with me~

As long as you spoil me.

[neigh_sayer]

[pulls a small box out of his cloak]

[eeeey who wants some knock-off pocky]

[liarliarliar]

Ah...!

You got me a treat!

[neigh_sayer]

Neeeheehee! I stocked up on some treats the other day. Never know when I need to spoil my cute li'l bro!

[liarliarliar]

[taking and gonna munch down on a pocky]

Let's all share~

[since we may die in like five minutes]

[neigh_sayer]

Whoever draws the shortest pocky stick loses~!

[that's a lie THEY ALL LOSE]

[liarliarliar]

[we all lose

but lets have sweets before someone loses a fucking tongue or something]

[neigh_sayer]

[gawd the true trauma there

no more taste buds. flops on ground with a stick in his mouth]

[liarliarliar]

[...starts drawing an outline around his body with his marker]

[neigh_sayer]

[CONTORTS]

Uh oh, the crime scene's been tampered with!

[liarliarliar]

[GASPS]

What does it MEAN? If only we had an ace detective....!

[also going to draw a heart on ur cheek, boy]

[neigh_sayer]

[how dare!!]

[holds another pocky stick like a weapon!! into his chest]

Without the proper tools you'll never know how I perished.

[liarliarliar]

[leans down to bite it

nom]

[neigh_sayer]

Now you've altered the evidence!!

[liarliarliar]

I'm a loose canon.

[neigh_sayer]

You're not grizzled enough.

[liarliarliar]

I'm such a lose canon I don't fall into stereotypes.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh wow you really ARE off the rails!