AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[ The elevator opens up to a room spacious enough to house the whole unit comfortably, but with no furniture to speak of except a touchscreen podium near the far wall, displaying a row of four larger-than-life mahjong tiles on a red background. On the left side of the screen is a square that says TRADE. The walls and floor of the room are nearly checkered with metal panels, out of place against the rest of the marble flooring and unremarkable off-white walls.

The elevator doors close behind you. ]

Comments

Round 2

[idolpro]

HAND

[idolpro]

[ Touching one of the mahjong tiles will bring up a textbox underneath it with a brief description of the attack associated with the tile. Your starting hand is this: ]

3 bamboo (unable to eat)

6 dots (puncturing an eardrum)

7 bamboo (crushing damage to a knee or elbow)

4 bamboo (heavy fatigue)

TRADE

[idolpro]

[ Please submit trade requests by 5PM PST at the latest to give everyone time to discuss their new hand, and consider a tile from your starting hand as a backup in case another unit is not available to exchange. Trade availability cannot be retracted. ]

TURN IN

[idolpro]

[ Please reply here with both your tile choice and your three choices for target unit. Turn-in is due at 5:30PM PST. ]

Re: TURN IN

[columbidaring]

TILE: 4 bamboo (heavy fatigue)

TEAMS:
- future is now

BACKUPS:
- WILD CITY
- ☆ZRAEL

RESULT

[idolpro]

[ A few metal panels open up, and metal appendages appear from behind them, clasping one person's head to hold it in place as two with spoon-like ends move in to scoop out their eyeballs like pieces of watermelon, sharpened to sever through the muscles holding it in place. The eyes are taken away with the mechanical arms when they fold back into place and the panels shut behind them. ]

[columbidaring]

[ so like on the one hand that is very bad for me and i am blind and I think i am probably bleeding from my eye sockets

on the other hand I did manage to save my FAKE, NOT REQUIRED FOR EYESIGHT, COSTUME GLASSES so like I can just put those away now

just stick those right... in a pocket. good thing I kept those safe. Good thing. ]

[liarliarliar]

[SCREAM]

Niichan....!!

[just. going to rip off his cape and. try to staunch the bleeding with it]

[columbidaring]

[ kind of. automatically swats at your hands at first out of a panic because he can't fuckin see and just got his eyes SPOONED OUT sorry bro. he's not super coordinated so he probably cannot deter you. ]

[liarliarliar]

Niichan, I...you're bleeding.

[shakily but firmly persisting]

[columbidaring]

Yeah that stands to reason

[ kind of. shriekily. listen E-niichan can deal with a lot but not every day does a machine take your eyes out. stops... fighting you though. at least ]

[liarliarliar]

I! I know! I know! I know! H..hahaha! You're a bloody mess! L-let little brother fix you up.

[gonna guide him to sit]

We're just. I.

[columbidaring]

[ sits and then snort...s... with laughter ] We are actually just not I, because, Is, Eyes, you know.

[liarliarliar]

[weak laugh, still shaking]

Right! My mistake, my mistake!

I'm going to rip up my cape and make you a stylish blindfold. Is. Is that alright?

[neigh_sayer]

[THIS IS

SUDDEN]

E-E?

[columbidaring]

YEP AS WE EXPECTED THIS SUCKS A WHOLE LOT

[neigh_sayer]

[aaaaaah aaaaaaah

aaaaaaaaaah???

Just gonna try

to hold him from behind???

to steady for B to do his thing]

[columbidaring]

At least I saved my glasses though it would have been such a problem to be without my glasses.

[neigh_sayer]

H-hip hip hooray for that. . .

[still holding on even after he sits NOT SURE WHAT TO DO IN THIS SITUATION, E IS THE NURSE]

[columbidaring]

I don't even need the glasses to see actually I just need eyes for that so like we're still in a bit of a sticky situation I think.

[neigh_sayer]

Doooo... you want us to be your seeing eye bros?

[maxxximumeffort]

Fuck! Fuck. What the fuck! Easy, lie down...

[columbidaring]

what the fuck indeed!!

[maxxximumeffort]

I said easy, cmon. [steadiess...]

[columbidaring]

[ between u and bros he is like. going from hysterical panic to just hysterical. a win?? ] I'm easy! The E is for easy. Wait no it's not. That's a self-burn.