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CGID - WILD AlcheME! Session 1
You're ushered onto a bridge, huddled around a game board…
You're ushered onto a bridge, huddled around a game board…
[stares at the board/map]
Oh I'm gonna be bad at this one...
Oh I'm gonna be bad at this one...
[THROWN IN HERE WHAT IS HAPPENING]
Okee-doke!
Okee-doke!
Ooooh Tea's Boy, hi hello I'm your boss today!
[ He's examining the map. ]
Huh, I wonder what the hatches do...
Huh, I wonder what the hatches do...
Dunno how I feel about 'boy', but yeah I'm dating Tea--wait, did you say boss?
Yuppers, you heard right! I'm actually an ultimate evil supreme leader, but titles have little meaning to my subordinates!
So anyway how do you feel about a shit ton of banana peels?
So anyway how do you feel about a shit ton of banana peels?
Hmm, not sure. Maybe they connect? Like shortcuts on the map or something... This isn't really my thing.
An evil supreme leader?? Aren't you, I dunno, a little young for that?
[beat]
Evil in the form of banana peels... What is happening right now.
[beat]
Evil in the form of banana peels... What is happening right now.
You're never to young to run your own evil cult!
That said, I'm taking it easy today. Y'know, just do some minor eeevil stuff. It totes throws people off and makes them think I'm harmless.
That said, I'm taking it easy today. Y'know, just do some minor eeevil stuff. It totes throws people off and makes them think I'm harmless.
You can buy some banana peels but don't spend all our points on them!
That statement can't be right, but I have no counterargument, so... moving on.
[he's not really one to talk about what appropriate youth activities are]
Well, the game seems to call for minor evil, so I guess that's fine for now.
[he's not really one to talk about what appropriate youth activities are]
Well, the game seems to call for minor evil, so I guess that's fine for now.
Hm, it looks like if we damage the hatches they turn into pits...
I suppose if we want to be, uh, efficient and a little mean about it, we can place some traps near where people start to immediately hamper them.
I suppose if we want to be, uh, efficient and a little mean about it, we can place some traps near where people start to immediately hamper them.
Edited 2021-07-07 01:55 (UTC)
I am the minor AND major of evil. Time to put on your uniform!
Show me a decent strategy outside of trapping them in a infinite loop of slip and slide and you can have more!
Edited 2021-07-07 01:58 (UTC)
So we could use traps to create pits and maybe control how people move around the map better...
[nodding] Near starting points makes sense and I'm not sure I'm worried about playing nice this time around. It might be obvious, but if it works then who cares. Besides that we might want to rig areas near the objectives that they'll feel secure moving through, I think? Just a thought though since we have limited points to spend.
[nodding] Near starting points makes sense and I'm not sure I'm worried about playing nice this time around. It might be obvious, but if it works then who cares. Besides that we might want to rig areas near the objectives that they'll feel secure moving through, I think? Just a thought though since we have limited points to spend.
We put banana peels near the start and then chain them into other traps to make leaving the starting point as annoying an experience as possible.
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