COOKING SHOW - 11AM PST - BAD END=DEAD END

[idolpro]

[ Your unit-colored kitchen has all the basic necessities for cooking, but strangely, there's no refrigerator. There's just a table full of pebble-sized crystals. . . There are candies available in bins next to the crystals as well.

Though you can technically turn the stove on, you can't actually hurt yourself on it. It's like the flames are illusions. Huh.

Upon entering your unit-colored kitchen, you'll find that you can't see or hear anyone from any other kitchen. You're aware that this whole area is magically sight- and sound-proofed; no other unit will hear or see any conversation you have. ]

Comments

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[yeah uh. let's both be a little embarrassed.]

I'd say I didn't really expect you to be a parent, but actually, I can kind of see it.

[widenessofthesea]

I'm pretty old.

...I don't think I ever had any non-adopted children, but that suited me well enough.

Mostly.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Seriously? You don't look that much older than me.

[widenessofthesea]

I'm almost two-hundred. A chunk of this unit is older than they look, actually. Annoy Ordine about his backstory sometime.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Two hundred?? Well, shit. Guess I am going to have to annoy Ordine sometime.

[widenessofthesea]

[ stage whispering ]

Please annoy Ordine when you can. He's too cagey for his own good.