LOBBYQUEST - PARTY 1

[idolpro]

Once you enter the door, you find yourself passing through, uh -



This front yard? It seems you've found yourself in some sort of dolphin mansion.

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BOSS ACTION

[idolpro]

At the speed of dog, The Hound excitedly jumps up on each and every member of the party, knocking them down!

The Hound licks the faces of D.va, Aether, and Glaze Lily, inflicting them with Slobber! Which...doesn't really do anything, it's just gross and probably should be wiped off before it gets in anyone's eyes, because that'd be really inconvenient.

PLAYER REACTION

[idolpro]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[skyshard]

Oh my god, it's a puppy! [ A giant puppy that seems really friendly so Aether's going to try and hug it. Ahem.

Oh yeah he doesn't care much about the slobber himself. ]

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[420blazeit]

[ gjhfgkjfhkgyj. ]

[ ew... dog slobber. she is ABSOLUTELY wiping it off, because 1) gross & 2) ...gross. if possible, she's going to APPLY PETS. is this a good boy? ]

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[leaveofabsence]

[ Wiping at his face rougher than necessary to get the slobber off.




GROSS ]

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[childeishly]

[ WTF IS THIS. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LICK ZHONGLI. ]

[ transforms into a big chungus dog and slams his paw onto the sword, because M I N E, and starts barking at the hound. ]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[weenwoon]

[W E H A V E E N C O U N T E R E D A D O G E

Levity flails as he's knocked down but also, holy SHIT, this is such a big doge. ONCE HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET HE'S GONNA TRY TO SEE IF HE CAN CLIMB THE DOGE]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[scattershot]

[is this really the thing they've been brought here to fight?

[It seems weirdly... enthusiastic. Alisaie takes a step backward to avoid being knocked over.]

BOSS REACTION

[idolpro]

!!! !!!!

IT WAGS ITS TAIL AT THE PETTING AND HUGGING AND EVEN THE CLIMBING, WHICH IT JUST KIND OF ASSUMES IS ADVANCED PETTING.

It's kind of worried about that other dog, though? It keeps its distance.

BOSS ACTION

[idolpro]

The Hound would like to play!

The Hound engages you in an exciting game of Fetch! It bounds up to the party with an orb in its mouth, which it refuses to hand over.

PLAYER REACTION

[idolpro]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[420blazeit]

[ extreme P A N I C. ]

Don't touch that orb! there's got to be another way to subdue a cute doggo.

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[skyshard]

What is it?

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[scattershot]

D.va...?

What's the matter? What does the orb do?

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[weenwoon]

I can Polarize it away from the dog--or any of us, really.

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[childeishly]

[ because what is chill... he's going to change back ONLY so he can shout at the dog, ]

You’re fucking shinimashita'd, akachan! [ hefts the sword and POINTS. ]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[skyshard]

Put that away!!! [ elbows Childe in the side. ]

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[weenwoon]

Caeli, it's just trying to play!

[IF YOU KEEP THIS UP HE WILL TURN YOUR FUCKIN SWORD INTO A JPEG]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[weenwoon]

[what if he tries to give HOUND some of the FUN GLITTER LIQUID. just sprinkle it on dog.]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[leaveofabsence]

[ Glances over to D.Va and then casts Charm on the Hound itself. ]

Sit. Stay.

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[skyshard]

Hey, big guy, Dva says that's dangerous, be careful with it, okay? Do you have another ball?

[ doesn't even realize he's going to sit down right where he is as Zhongli is commanding the puppy. ]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[weenwoon]

[COMBINED ACTION:

1) Polarize O R B away from Hound and onto the roof.
2) Give dog JPEG JUICE instead.]

Re: BOSS ACTION

[scattershot]

[Fortunately for Alisaie she is from a world where pretty much everything is at the very least lowkey trying to kill you at all times, and though she can't remember it this is far from the first time she's come face to face with something adorable that is perfectly capable of ending her and everyone and everything she has ever loved.]

What do you think?

[This is to the others.]

Mayhap I'm merely being paranoid, but I doubt we were brought here simply to play ball games.

Re: BOSS ACTION

[420blazeit]

It *is* a bit strange, but ❤️ did say we needed to keep them distracted, …

I guess this little guy is a troublemaker???

BOSS REACTION

[idolpro]

The dog sits and stays at Zhongli's command, because unlike some people it's a good dog!

(So is Aether, who it barks at with enthusiasm.)

The distraction is enough that Levity manages to get the orb away from it and onto the roof, and it promptly decides to chomp down on the bottle of FUN.JPG after worrying a bit about the not-dog with the 20 ft sword threatening it.

The Hound lays down and goes to sleep, having been given enough enrichment and socialization for the day. You...won?