At the speed of dog, The Hound excitedly jumps up on each and every member of the party, knocking them down!
The Hound licks the faces of D.va, Aether, and Glaze Lily, inflicting them with Slobber! Which...doesn't really do anything, it's just gross and probably should be wiped off before it gets in anyone's eyes, because that'd be really inconvenient.
Levity flails as he's knocked down but also, holy SHIT, this is such a big doge. ONCE HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET HE'S GONNA TRY TO SEE IF HE CAN CLIMB THE DOGE]
[Fortunately for Alisaie she is from a world where pretty much everything is at the very least lowkey trying to kill you at all times, and though she can't remember it this is far from the first time she's come face to face with something adorable that is perfectly capable of ending her and everyone and everything she has ever loved.]
What do you think?
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Mayhap I'm merely being paranoid, but I doubt we were brought here simply to play ball games.
The dog sits and stays at Zhongli's command, because unlike some people it's a good dog!
(So is Aether, who it barks at with enthusiasm.)
The distraction is enough that Levity manages to get the orb away from it and onto the roof, and it promptly decides to chomp down on the bottle of FUN.JPG after worrying a bit about the not-dog with the 20 ft sword threatening it.
The Hound lays down and goes to sleep, having been given enough enrichment and socialization for the day. You...won?
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The Hound licks the faces of D.va, Aether, and Glaze Lily, inflicting them with Slobber! Which...doesn't really do anything, it's just gross and probably should be wiped off before it gets in anyone's eyes, because that'd be really inconvenient.
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Oh yeah he doesn't care much about the slobber himself. ]
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[ ew... dog slobber. she is ABSOLUTELY wiping it off, because 1) gross & 2) ...gross. if possible, she's going to APPLY PETS. is this a good boy? ]
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GROSS ]
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[ transforms into a big chungus dog and slams his paw onto the sword, because M I N E, and starts barking at the hound. ]
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Levity flails as he's knocked down but also, holy SHIT, this is such a big doge. ONCE HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET HE'S GONNA TRY TO SEE IF HE CAN CLIMB THE DOGE]
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[It seems weirdly... enthusiastic. Alisaie takes a step backward to avoid being knocked over.]
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IT WAGS ITS TAIL AT THE PETTING AND HUGGING AND EVEN THE CLIMBING, WHICH IT JUST KIND OF ASSUMES IS ADVANCED PETTING.
It's kind of worried about that other dog, though? It keeps its distance.
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The Hound engages you in an exciting game of Fetch! It bounds up to the party with an orb in its mouth, which it refuses to hand over.
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Don't touch that orb! there's got to be another way to subdue a cute doggo.
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What's the matter? What does the orb do?
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You’re fucking shinimashita'd, akachan! [ hefts the sword and POINTS. ]
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[IF YOU KEEP THIS UP HE WILL TURN YOUR FUCKIN SWORD INTO A JPEG]
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Sit. Stay.
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[ doesn't even realize he's going to sit down right where he is as Zhongli is commanding the puppy. ]
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1) Polarize O R B away from Hound and onto the roof.
2) Give dog JPEG JUICE instead.]
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What do you think?
[This is to the others.]
Mayhap I'm merely being paranoid, but I doubt we were brought here simply to play ball games.
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I guess this little guy is a troublemaker???
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(So is Aether, who it barks at with enthusiasm.)
The distraction is enough that Levity manages to get the orb away from it and onto the roof, and it promptly decides to chomp down on the bottle of FUN.JPG after worrying a bit about the not-dog with the 20 ft sword threatening it.
The Hound lays down and goes to sleep, having been given enough enrichment and socialization for the day. You...won?
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