You push a dolphin statue into the water. No sooner does it enter than does a mystical and almost undoubtedly legendary 20 ft but somehow still wieldable blade descend from the sky suspended in a pillar of light, directly into your hands.
CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:
Masamune!
You're fairly certain that this sword can bisect a fully armoured member of Heart Soldier Senshi with a single stroke. This blade, which has been folded over a thousand times, surely can only be wielded by a master of swordplay - and since you're wielding it, you must be a master of swordplay, right? Yes, that sounds right. You're undefeated! Unequaled! Unrivaled! You only have one thing to say to everyone who dares face you in combat:
(Strangely, to everyone watching C fuck around with this thing it looks more like:
Masamune!
Holy shit, what the fuck is this? Who even uses a 20 foot long sword? You're not even sure this is an actual sword! It seems like it's made of plastic, but you guess it has to be the real Masamune because it's at least not brittle like the other one. Legendary blade, huh? What a legendary piece of shit!)
You're fairly certain that this sword can bisect a fully armoured member of Heart Soldier Senshi with a single stroke. This blade, which has been folded over a thousand times, surely can only be wielded by a master of swordplay - and since you're wielding it, you must be a master of swordplay, right? Yes, that sounds right. You're undefeated! Unequaled! Unrivaled! You only have one thing to say to everyone who dares face you in combat:
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I want the balls and those statues and the slide and this bench would be nice on our balcony. . .oh!
Someone help me push this statue into the pool as a test! [TRYING TO TIP OVER A STATUE INTO POOL]
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[ SHE WILL HELP PUSH ]
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CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:
Masamune!
You're fairly certain that this sword can bisect a fully armoured member of Heart Soldier Senshi with a single stroke. This blade, which has been folded over a thousand times, surely can only be wielded by a master of swordplay - and since you're wielding it, you must be a master of swordplay, right? Yes, that sounds right. You're undefeated! Unequaled! Unrivaled! You only have one thing to say to everyone who dares face you in combat:
"You’re fucking shinimashita'd, akachan."
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Masamune!
Holy shit, what the fuck is this? Who even uses a 20 foot long sword? You're not even sure this is an actual sword! It seems like it's made of plastic, but you guess it has to be the real Masamune because it's at least not brittle like the other one. Legendary blade, huh? What a legendary piece of shit!)
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Okay we're working on video game logic now, I'm gonna try another! [LET'S PUSH A ROMAN PPL STATUE THIS TIME]
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Masamune!
You're fairly certain that this sword can bisect a fully armoured member of Heart Soldier Senshi with a single stroke. This blade, which has been folded over a thousand times, surely can only be wielded by a master of swordplay - and since you're wielding it, you must be a master of swordplay, right? Yes, that sounds right. You're undefeated! Unequaled! Unrivaled! You only have one thing to say to everyone who dares face you in combat:
"You’re fucking shinimashita'd, akachan."
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dissolves into a pile of shitty jpeg. You now have a pool full of glittery shitty jpeg water.
And then...