LOBBYQUEST - PARTY 5

[idolpro]

Once you enter the door, you find yourself passing through, uh -



This front yard? It seems you've found yourself in some sort of dolphin mansion.

Comments

Re: KITCHEN

[deicider]

Let's see what there is to work with.

[Cardinal starts pulling several things out of the fridge.]

Re: KITCHEN

[auguryofinnocence]

[Surely some of these cupboards have pantry items, he'll look through those]

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

The cupboards are empty, probably because of that boy who was in here earlier and looted all of them.

Re: KITCHEN

[deicider]

I can't cook anything with this crap.

Re: KITCHEN

[auguryofinnocence]

The cupboards are empty too.

[He rolls his eyes.]

Well. Surely there's something else we can create enough chaos with. The next room, or upstairs?

Re: KITCHEN

[deicider]

I've seen a couple people come out of that room already. Let's go upstairs.

Re: KITCHEN

[auguryofinnocence]

Fair enough.

[Back to the foyer and up the stairs they go!]

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

A Bottle of FUN.JPEG

This is a bottle of glitter? Drinkable glitter?

Oh...wait, no...it...it bestows upon everything it touches the visual quality of a painfully shitty jpeg which is also a cellphone picture of a screen. We've passed the realm of deep fried and gone straight into ̷͚̃͋͂̊ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴̋̒ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ 🅱ȩ̵̳̻̲͐̓͘͝e̴̞̱͑͛🅱 ̷̃͋͂ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴͈̋̒͠ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ ̶͔͘͝ ̵̙̌🅱ṙ̵̢̙̏͝i̸̡͖̯̎̀͘e̴̠͛͠🅱 ̷̃͋͂̊ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴͈̋̒͠ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ ̶͔͘͝ ̵̙̌.. If you do decide to drink mystery ?fluid? you found in a dolphin mansion, it at least only lasts for an hour on living things! Your life will not be permanently reduced to a disgustingly compressed, washed-out image. Unless, of course, that's already what your life is.




Everything else in here is so shitty you actually can't even tell what it is even when you've taken it out of the fridge.

In addition, Cardinal has been afflicted with TWO of the following effects:

- Compelled to obey dog commands (sit, stay, heel, etc)

- BLOODLUST! BLOODLUST! BLOODLUST!

- Suddenly finds it hilarious whenever anyone is hurt or inconvenienced.

Re: KITCHEN

[deicider]

[Cardinal pockets the glitter from this very normal fridge.]

This is a bust.