Sticking your head into the fireplace, you mostly just get covered in soot.
Also, something heavy falls on your head from up in the chimney.
CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:
Dolphin Statuette
Over time, most things fade away. Isn't that right?
It's a dolphin statuette. If you rub it, you can hear the sound of the ocean. If you crouch with it for a few seconds and think of 💕That Person💕 , you'll find yourself atop a dolphin that comes splashing out of the water below (even when there isn't water below?) which will propel you forward five feet at the speed of dolphin before splashing back into the sea. You probably could've just walked that far in the time it takes to use this and got less wet, but this is way cooler.
[He is in fact thinking of Nemesis, and he is in fact crouched to look in the fireplace, so this is getting an inadvertant test run right this second,]
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Also, something heavy falls on your head from up in the chimney.
CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:
Dolphin Statuette
Over time, most things fade away. Isn't that right?
It's a dolphin statuette. If you rub it, you can hear the sound of the ocean. If you crouch with it for a few seconds and think of 💕That Person💕 , you'll find yourself atop a dolphin that comes splashing out of the water below (even when there isn't water below?) which will propel you forward five feet at the speed of dolphin before splashing back into the sea. You probably could've just walked that far in the time it takes to use this and got less wet, but this is way cooler.
🐬Charge!!!🐬
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[He is in fact thinking of Nemesis, and he is in fact crouched to look in the fireplace, so this is getting an inadvertant test run right this second,]
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[Welp, not going to look a gift change in the mouth. Pocketing the money]