Hunger Games: Session 4
[ You find yourself in your respective unit's zone, with a mini-map on your phone, as well as your objectives:

Kill as many competitors as you can.
Destroy zones by breaking their statues.
Not enough action = We start killing you :)
Underneath the objectives is the number of revivals you have left, as well as whatever miscellaneous details about scoring points—killing a unitmate results in negative points, five units will be healed at most, etc.
The starting horn sounds. Let the games begin. ]
Kill as many competitors as you can.
Destroy zones by breaking their statues.
Not enough action = We start killing you :)
Underneath the objectives is the number of revivals you have left, as well as whatever miscellaneous details about scoring points—killing a unitmate results in negative points, five units will be healed at most, etc.
The starting horn sounds. Let the games begin. ]

EVENT!! COSMIC LOVE
"Wow! %SPECIESNAME%s exist! I'm gonna get so many views for this!" they exclaim. "Hey, come with me real quick, okay?"
Everyone in, entering, or exiting the Junkyard must roll Adaptability for the following:
1-4: You don't actually get to answer before the beam of light expands and you find yourself on the ship, strapped to a surgical table. You have almost no memory of what happens next, but you do recall a nice dinner with your host and seeing yourself on the table kicking and screaming about that you won't let that THING take over your life. The you on the table is gesturing wildly at the you that promptly descends via beam of light to whatever your original destination was.
...Are you really you? You are, aren't you…? Or maybe…
You take 4 damage. You are inflicted with Clone Blues (Mental), causing you to lose 3 Adaptability due to your inability to tell whether or not the "you" that left the alien's ship is the "you" that entered it.
5-6: The alien seems to take your lack of immediate enthusiastic answer as a no and sighs with disappointment before returning to their ship. After the steady hum of its engines starting up, it takes off and leaves a huge blast of supercharged plasma in the air around you. Oh fuck that hurts?
Take 4 damage.
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SERIOUSLY.
What is with aliens just causing him a hard time. Looking at you dragons!
He gets a 5 on adaptability so please see icon expression for his 'enthusiastic response' for this whole ordeal.
Gross.]
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[On the one hand, thank the Twelve her Henshin is still holding up. On the other, Alisaie is becoming very aware that it is not likely to be holding up to very much for much longer.]
Well, that was extremely stupid.
no subject
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...Well this sucks. That sure was 4 damage. ]
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[ Rocks don't adapt.
Also how dare you trick him with a nice meal and conversation.
Zhongli stumbles off the ship with a thousand yard stare, blinking first at his surroundings and then at the people gathered. Perhaps his eyes just glow a little more gold than what they used to--- nah, that's just a trick of the light probably.
He dusts himself off, shoulders his spear, and rejoins the rest of his group. ]
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And so Alphinaud's No Good Very Bad Hunger Games continues...]
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