Hunger Games: Session 15
[ You find yourself in your respective unit's zone, with a mini-map on your phone, as well as your objectives:

Kill as many competitors as you can.
Destroy zones by breaking their statues.
Not enough action = We start killing you :)
Underneath the objectives is the number of revivals you have left, as well as whatever miscellaneous details about scoring points—killing a unitmate results in negative points, five units will be healed at most, etc.
The starting horn sounds. Let the games begin. ]
Kill as many competitors as you can.
Destroy zones by breaking their statues.
Not enough action = We start killing you :)
Underneath the objectives is the number of revivals you have left, as well as whatever miscellaneous details about scoring points—killing a unitmate results in negative points, five units will be healed at most, etc.
The starting horn sounds. Let the games begin. ]

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I found the cornucopia and it blew up in my face for the second time during this [ waves a hand about. ] thing.
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We mostly just stayed here and ate last time.
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And you're not missing as much as you think. If the environment doesn't find a way to kill you somebody else will.
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And fire.
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[sloowwwllyy eats a fry]
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Looks like they're trying to turn up the heat.
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[ and then he's bolting across the store to punch a clown. ]