avante en garde

[idolpro]

[ The elevator opens up to a room spacious enough to house the whole unit comfortably, but with no furniture to speak of except a touchscreen podium near the far wall, displaying a row of four larger-than-life mahjong tiles on a red background. On the left side of the screen is a square that says TRADE. The walls and floor of the room are nearly checkered with metal panels, out of place against the rest of the marble flooring and unremarkable off-white walls.

The elevator doors close behind you. ]

Comments

[calmthefoxdown]

... How is losing an eye less points than that one.

[ A. General motion at the 7 pointer. ]

[knightceties]

You can still see out the other one, can't you? If you lose one knee, you're down until it's healed.

[calmthefoxdown]

Both seem equally painful and inconvenient, and the loss of one half of necessary body parts.

[knightceties]

Ahahaha, it doesn't really matter, does it? It's not like our dear senior is going to change the values for us.

[calmthefoxdown]

Probably not. The sudden change from the previous hosted event to this one is unnerving, I have to comment.

[knightceties]

Well, in the last one they told us to break an arm at the end, so it seemed pretty clear they consider bodily injury entertaining in games.

[calmthefoxdown]

I heard about that. I didn't think they'd host a whole event about that, just include it as bonus points every now and then.

[knightceties]

I guess we know better now.

[unbr8kable]

Apparently one of the higher-ups is into eyepatches.

[calmthefoxdown]

And authenticity, if they're not satisfied with just wearing them over a valid eye.

[unbr8kable]

Kinda feel like it's a "thanks but no thanks" situation to be honest. There's just something to be said for 3D vision.

[calmthefoxdown]

Agreed.