idolpro | Drunk Cards - Friday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 4 hours after game start AKA 9 PM PST / MIDNIGHT EST / 5 AM GMT. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[opening a jar of rice wine and pouring himself a cup]

...Shit, is it just us? Who's going first?

Edited 2021-11-20 01:14 (UTC)

Guess someone figures we need to talk more?

[don't mind him, he's sitting with a cup of water and kind of just watching the room.]

I dunno, don't you figure getting dumped in a swamp over and over was already plenty of bonding?

[quiet. dry.] Apparently not.

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irregular - 2021-11-20 01:31 (UTC) - Expand

[looks directly at Thorn,]

I get the feeling most of us aren't really talkers, yeah.

Still, I guess this looks harmless enough? And I don't think Cobalt's exactly the let the bodies hit the floor kinda guy.

I'd say harmless depends on how much everyone fucking drinks.

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irregular - 2021-11-20 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

Looks that way. But this should be a fun bonding activity!

In that case, why don't you draw the first card, senior?

...how did I know that was going to happen.

Oh alright. Let's see...

Dare someone to do something. That person must either fulfill the dare or take a drink.

...alright. Valsy~ [yeah that's you Valor] I dare you to go around the table and offer unique and sincere compliments to each of our unitmates~

[points at Serenity]

Cute as shit.

[points at Sakura]

Nice skills. That was a good fucking hit, even if you left a lump the size of a fucking duck's egg on me.

[points at K]

Good at murder. I mean, I didn't actually see you kill that kid, but I assume you did a good job since he was, you know, fucking dead.

[and then he'll take a sip from his cup anyway]

Okay, my turn.

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[--laughs and lays down the card]

Everyone who is shorter than you must take a drink.

Fucking drink up, everyone!

Edited 2021-11-20 01:46 (UTC)

[just takes a drink of his water.]

Oh, fuck you.

[One finger salute.

[Drinks.]

That reminds me, Lark dared me to call you short, you fucking shorty.

irregular - 2021-11-20 01:52 (UTC) - Expand

[guess he's going to draw a card, then, which he lays down in front of him (after watching Valor and Serenity).

Free pass. Keep this card or donate it to someone else. It can be used once to get out of drinking. Draw another card.

...and drawing another.

Misery loves company. Keep this card. You can use this card once to make someone drink with you. Draw another card.

Anyone who has worn clothing of another unit's aesthetic outside of a game or dorm must take a drink.

]

You either have great luck, or shitty luck.

[drinks]

Next time will see.

[what if you've been on three units now and had to be a doctor for a bit, and...

[okay, what if you got the clothing as part of a game and kept on wearing it after because it was free clothes and sometimes you don't want to be a wizard all the time, except now you're a wizard none of the time, or maybe...

[and okay, but what if--

[What if he takes a fucking drink.]

Edited 2021-11-20 01:55 (UTC)

Swap Attack. Keep this card. You can use it once to make someone drink instead of you. Draw another card.

[Day late and a dollar short there, card. Okay, uh--]

Pretend to be an animal. The first person who correctly guesses what animal you are may choose someone at the table to take a drink. If nobody guesses correctly, you must drink.

I am not fucking drunk enough for this.

Edited 2021-11-20 01:57 (UTC)

Uh. Okay. Um.

[Flexes his fingers, extremely selfconsciously. Degree of enthusiasm: sober cishet guy shuffling around a dancefloor, aware that dancing is supposed to be happening here but deeply uncomfortable with everything about it, starting with the simple concept of movement and working up. Tell me you hate your life without telling me you hate your life, K.]

Grr. Roar.

Edited 2021-11-20 02:03 (UTC)

Nope! No fucking idea!

[shakes his head. no idea, either.]

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