idolpro | Drunk Cards - Sunday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 4 hours after game start AKA 2 PM PST / 5 PM EST / 10 PM GMT. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Tell everyone three things you like about yourself.

I'm tall ... no, actually I'd rather be short.

One. The color of my soul is rather fetching.
Two. I am rather good at scheming.
Three. Gods on other stars are all rather dreadful. Praise be to Zodiark.

[Look if you are partially possessed by your god, that can be 'yourself', right? Also, he's definitely rambling like an old man.]

Who even is "Zodiark"?

[CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.

Are you ever getting a speech.

About why Zodiark is great and wonderful and how he saved them and man those Hydaelyn follows are so ruuuuuuude.]

Gods on other stars pale in comparison to His might and glory. Why, I doubt they even care about the inhabitants at all.

Your own gods sound terrible by the way. From what I have heard from them.

Gods and Archons around are terrible. So you find me in agreement.

Though I would not recommend making your own gods. The cost is rather steep.

Mmm ... do I count as a God that had been made ...

[He picks him up bridal style.]

No. You are simply who you are. A little unique. A little different. But completely you.

... And made of about 60% spite give or take a few percentages.