HEART SOLDIER SENSHI

[idolpro]

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:



for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

Comments

Re: DISCUSS

[sagescion]

[He's already exploring the trunk.]

Are these... saws?

[Ha. Hahahaha... nope.]

Re: DISCUSS

[scattershot]

[Yes.

[Yes, those are saws.]

'twould appear we're expected to play at chirugeons today.

Re: DISCUSS

[sagescion]

That would be easier done if we had our healing magic.

[Gods he hates it already.]

Re: DISCUSS

[scattershot]

Almost everything about this world would be more tolerable, were the aether not so damnably thin.

Re: DISCUSS

[leaveofabsence]

Yes. In particular, they are designed to cut through bone.

[ What is tact? Grandpa doesn't have it. ]

Re: DISCUSS

[sagescion]

That certainly isn't ominous at all.

[It's fine he appreciates the lack of tact.]