HEART SOLDIER SENSHI
[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!
The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!
The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

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[Alisaie is... circling. There are many things about this situation that she is decidedly uncomfortable about, and the fact they can't even do it in a vaguely normal form of transportation is not helping.]
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Ah. Well these implements also seem fairly ominous.
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[She goes over to inspect their - well let's call them today's accessories. Tries to suppress a shudder. Picks up the bottle of... whatever this is.]
And our host clearly fancies herself a humorist. Wonderful.
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Banana flavored alcoholic drinks sound simply dreadful.
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[She's only half-joking.]
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[ He may also be joking but he's also saying it with a straight face so---
She's in good company. ]
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Are these... saws?
[Ha. Hahahaha... nope.]
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[Yes, those are saws.]
'twould appear we're expected to play at chirugeons today.
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[Gods he hates it already.]
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[ What is tact? Grandpa doesn't have it. ]
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[It's fine he appreciates the lack of tact.]
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[She leans back against the door.]
And I'd ask what would happen if we simply stayed here, but no doubt they'd unleash a behemoth or the ground would give way or something else equally asinine.
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This host isn't great, just saying.
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I'll take that under advice.
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This one's, like... extra bad.