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HEART SOLDIER SENSHI

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

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Forgive me if I don't immediately climb on board.

[Alisaie is... circling. There are many things about this situation that she is decidedly uncomfortable about, and the fact they can't even do it in a vaguely normal form of transportation is not helping.]

[ Checking out the items in the trunk as she circles ]

Ah. Well these implements also seem fairly ominous.

One of those games, then.

[She goes over to inspect their - well let's call them today's accessories. Tries to suppress a shudder. Picks up the bottle of... whatever this is.]

And our host clearly fancies herself a humorist. Wonderful.

[ Wrinkles his nose ]

Banana flavored alcoholic drinks sound simply dreadful.

Don't they, though. If it comes to it, I'll take the blow to the back of the head.

[She's only half-joking.]

Earlier on in my idol career, I would have balked at that. Now unconsciousness has a certain amount of appeal to it...

[ He may also be joking but he's also saying it with a straight face so---

She's in good company. ]

[He's already exploring the trunk.]

Are these... saws?

[Ha. Hahahaha... nope.]

[Yes.

[Yes, those are saws.]

'twould appear we're expected to play at chirugeons today.

That would be easier done if we had our healing magic.

[Gods he hates it already.]

Almost everything about this world would be more tolerable, were the aether not so damnably thin.

Yes. In particular, they are designed to cut through bone.

[ What is tact? Grandpa doesn't have it. ]

That certainly isn't ominous at all.

[It's fine he appreciates the lack of tact.]

I mean... my guess is we ain't gonna have a whole lot of choice.

I can still choose how enthusiastic I am about the proposal.

[She leans back against the door.]

And I'd ask what would happen if we simply stayed here, but no doubt they'd unleash a behemoth or the ground would give way or something else equally asinine.

Yeah... yeah.

This host isn't great, just saying.

Are any of them?

I'll take that under advice.

Some of em ain't bad.

This one's, like... extra bad.

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