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BARITONES

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

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[ HE IS DRIVING and his ass is probably in the back seat. cars aren't made for horses. ] ...hm. Which... direction...

[He is absolutely the person that lets the other person drive.]

Simply random? Then I have naught an opinion. Go which ever direction you desire.

[He pats his shoulder.]

Did you take a look at our cargo. It's not too inviting. [ a laugh as he tries to kick the seat back, so he can be more comfortable. ]

It seems random. I don't know or care, if I'm being honest... so...

[ time to jerk this thing to the leftest path. ]