BARITONES

[idolpro]

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:



for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

Comments

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[586]

How convenient. I'm glad that's one less thing to worry about. At least here you can look after him, though there may be some severe ups and downs.

I have to imagine they include your world and your god.

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[firstworldproblem]

[He tilts his head.]

What do you mean?

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[586]

Did something not happen to them?

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[firstworldproblem]

Very few mention Lord Zodiark. You caught me by surprise.

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[586]

If I struck a nerve I apologize.

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[firstworldproblem]

[He 'pets' him softly.]

Not at all. Though now I do wonder. How much did I tell you?

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[586]

I don't think I know much, if I'm being honest. [ shuts his good eyes. ] I think all I know of is his importance to you and yours.

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[firstworldproblem]

He is our hopes and prayers made manifest. The will of the star.

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[586]

[ smiles a bit at that, because the concept, itself, is really beautiful. ] How did those things manifest into him?

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[firstworldproblem]

We rewrote the laws of nature. The cost was immeasurable, but in doing so we could give our star a will.

Re: cw; eyes gouging.

[586]

I imagine some kind of... magic was involved... [ because he can't fathom this getting written and then just... happening. sorry. no magic back home! ] Trade offs of that caliber usually are.