BARITONES

[idolpro]

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:



for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

Comments

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[firstworldproblem]

[Emet falls asleep at the kotatsu before he starts to notice the skin going black, so he will need a good kick before he wakes up to help with amputating.

Sorry, bud.]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[586]

[ pentium's scrambling is probably kick enough, since he likely hurls the kotatsu across the room in his scrambling attempts to get out from under it. he can gnaw his own arm off just fine and he might actually snap at emet if he tries to help. feral brain is all over the place. ]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[firstworldproblem]

[He is lucky he doesn't get clocked in the head with it as he does sit up and see what is going on. He sighs and goes into the car for a saw and the medical kit.]

Hold still now.

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[586]

[ scrambles into the corner... and probably looks like a fish, because legs. growls at emet some more. he manages to get through a good chunk of his own arm, but the bone saw will definitely be required for the bone. ]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[firstworldproblem]

Stop.

[Going to try to sit on the back of his neck and upper back to get him to calm down or least thrash less.]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[586]

[ since emet is bigger than most he can get him to trash less... and because he can't crook his neck and bite him he does settle down. he doesn't seem HAPPY ABOUT IT THOUGH. ]