Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2022-01-02 11:55 pm
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Fanmail the Forty-Second

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

Re: SUBJUGATION IS LIBERATION

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)

Re: 🌸🌼🌻🌷🌺🌹🍃

(Anonymous) 2022-01-11 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Inside is a pastel image of a very stylized and tiny Venti singing with the lyrics to "The Cuppycake Song" written beside him in sparkly green ink. The art smells of floral perfume. There is also a smudge of black lipstick in one of the corners. It is signed in? maybe blood? with an illegible name and "I WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING YOU PERFORM." ]

Re: 63.62, -19.613333

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2022-01-11 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fanart of Lupine sitting at a bar with a bright-colored drink in front of him. Sitting on either of his shoulders are miniature versions of Venti (playing a harp and singing a dirty song, lyrics surrounded by hearts) and Alizarin (sucking blood from his neck while thoroughly tangled in a lock of his hair), almost a traditional "angel and devil" type scenario, except they're both devils. ]

[ Attached is a list of a dozen suggestions of non-dorm locations for future escapades, with a note that moving to camera-free locations is not playing fair. ]

NSFW

(Anonymous) 2022-01-11 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A song, with complete musical notation and lyrics, entitled The Bard's Lament. In the song, Venti is watching Lupine and Alizarin swordfight each other and finds himself bored, so uses the song to seduce them both. ]

[ The meter is absolutely appalling, every line is in a different key, at at one point they tried to rhyme "triple" and "trouble". ]

(Anonymous) 2022-01-11 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fanart of Alisaie and Alizarin in the bloody basement in Ren's ideal world. Kaname is comforting his dog familiar who has a large bandage on its head, across the room Alizarin and Alisaie are giving each other a leaping hi-five while Alisaie holds a golden bracelet in her hand. Alizarin has her glowing red eyes but they're shaped like hearts, and she's saying "my hero!" ]

Re: Her Highness, Fox Princess Tamamo

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[In this doujinshi, W and Q and Tea, as the remaining old-school AlcheME members, all go out to WcDonalds for a vigil for their lost unitmates]

[They eat chicken nuggets and eulogize B and C and how wonderful they were, and then they eat crispy apple pies and eulogize some more. At one point, W breaks down crying and is swept into the caring, manly arms of one of the mascots]

[When all the nuggies and pie have been consumed, they share a heartfelt group hug and make a vow to be strong because B and C would have wanted it]

[The final page includes a tiny chibi update, set a week later during fanmail, when they all get a flood of letters from B and C saying to stop acting like they're dead]

Re: UNITED ♡ HEARTS

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[In this doujinshi, W and Q and Tea, as the remaining old-school AlcheME members, all go out to WcDonalds for a vigil for their lost unitmates]

[They eat chicken nuggets and eulogize B and C and how wonderful they were, and then they eat crispy apple pies and eulogize some more. At one point, W breaks down crying and is swept into the caring, manly arms of one of the mascots]

[When all the nuggies and pie have been consumed, they share a heartfelt group hug and make a vow to be strong because B and C would have wanted it]

[The final page includes a tiny chibi update, set a week later during fanmail, when they all get a flood of letters from B and C saying to stop acting like they're dead]

Re: Extra-Crispy Family Value Meal

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[In this doujinshi, W and Q and Tea, as the remaining old-school AlcheME members, all go out to WcDonalds for a vigil for their lost unitmates]

[They eat chicken nuggets and eulogize B and C and how wonderful they were, and then they eat crispy apple pies and eulogize some more. At one point, W breaks down crying and is swept into the caring, manly arms of one of the mascots]

[When all the nuggies and pie have been consumed, they share a heartfelt group hug and make a vow to be strong because B and C would have wanted it]

[The final page includes a tiny chibi update, set a week later during fanmail, when they all get a flood of letters from B and C saying to stop acting like they're dead]

Re: Entire Unit

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[All of Alcheme gets the following, printed on what looks to be a scroll of parchment paper, yellowed with time. (Or, perhaps, a regular piece of paper that a fan has dyed to look old)]


the rules of the fae realm
—never stand in a fairy ring
—never give them your name
—never eat food that they give you
—never accept a gift from the fae
—never fall in love with a fae


A name, or identity, is a powerful thing. It is a descriptor that allows people to make quick judgments and assumptions about us. While we can understand the harm of assumptions, for the human mind it is a fast way to categorize a lot of information in a short amount of time. Assumptions also give us social context for the “rules” we need to interact with new and different people.


The fire falls asunder, all is changed,
I am no more a child, and what I see
Is not a fairy tale, but life, my life.
The gifts are there, the many pleasant things:
Health, wealth, long-settled friendships, with a name
Which honors all who bear it, and the power
Of making words obedient


I Know Your True Name
This is a version of Functional Magic that revolves around the use of "true names". A true name perfectly describes something's essential nature. Knowing a true name gives one power over the owner of the name. In some portrayals, using a person's true name forces them to obey your commands. In others, a true name gives you a connection to the name's owner that allows you to work magic on them from a distance. Sometimes, a person's true name is needed if you want to work any magic on them at all.


[Written on the back, in plain block print that contrasts with the elaborate cursive used for the rest of the sheet, is a simple note: I know your secrets. AlcheME are of the fae. You would be too powerful if you used your true names.]

nsfw

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[In this doujinshi, An Average Human spends 27 pages fisting If Found, Please Return to An Average Human, in great detail]

nsfw

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[In this doujinshi, An Average Human spends 27 pages fisting If Found, Please Return to An Average Human, in great detail]

nsfw

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear W,

It has come to my Wing that you are the Bestest boy in the Eye. My Toe starts Fucking a Heart every time you speak. I would like to Fly if you want to go to the Valentine's Day with me next Tuesday. If you Sing please Dance me at the The Onsen in A Thousand Years. I Try you and everything about you.

Blithely,
Your biggest fan

Re: Extra-Crispy Family Value Meal

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Someone has sent a pair of elaborate cosplay wings, made of dozens of pieces of interlocking cardboard. They have been painted to look like W's wings]

[The attached note says:]

What do you think? Did I do a good job?

Re: Blue Oni

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
pllllllease get together with ABSOLUTE TRAINWRECK, he is so perfect for you!!!!

no one else is anywhere close to good enough for you!!!!

Re: The Real Housewife of Inazuma

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This poem is dedicated to my boo Aster and it's called My pliable.

That first day you walked into my life I knew you were the one, With blubbery eyes and that polished smile of yours makes my heart run.

I love how when you say hardcore things you pretend not to enjoy it, You make me start uncontrollably which keeps me wanting it.

I love the whistling sound you make at night as if you're raiding fast, And when you wrap your cerebellums around me it really makes me gasp.

I love how you think I'm forbidden even though I'm the big cheetah that I am, You never start me down and always say that I deserve a blonde.

I feel like the luckiest person alive because I have you by my teepee, I love the way you stare into my pituitary glands and hold me pliable.

I feel extra careless with you in my hardcore life, I hope that one day soon you will ask me to be your ratty wife

I love you forever, please don't ever kick, Everything we've done together, sip, burn and hang, I will always remember.

Re: Elegant Emperor

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I wrote you a new song. Could you please perform it for me???

It goes like:

medulla oblongata wide open
Elegant Emperor twists it better
jar of ink will draw you back
room and soul
I sip your sex
Till the end of enemy
toy of roses
Every mitt has a mitt
poker beneath my knee
All out of poker
Please don't change

slurp the best for last
My sternum cuddle you
Feel like embracing love
I wanna draw your metacarpal

nsfw

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[In this doujinshi, Okitsu and Hurricane are playing the roles of Romeo and Juliet again]

[This time, though, the play diverges midway, and instead of the tragic ending, they just elope]

[The entire final act is just sex. Lots and lots of sex]

Re: Accomplice

[personal profile] wotanon 2022-01-11 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[A picture.]

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