idolpro | Fanmail the Forty-Second

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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[Everyone gets a fat bird plush in their position color, wearing a personalized flower crown. This might be more thoughtful a gesture if they were only slightly more portable.]

[ He receives a set of bunny ears and a note "for the next time you want to fool around ;)" ]

Lupine,

What floral dictionary do you use? We all know you've been sending secret messages to your true fans in your flower crowns but we all got floral dicionaries and things and none of it matches??? 'The Secret Language of Flowers' says the crown you wore during last week's games said "Touch me not, yet I die if neglected: call me not beautiful, but think of me, for my happiest days are past", but 'Floriography: A Definitive History' says it was really "fun-loving single seeks similar, hmu for hellflix and chill".

Please tell me which one you were meaning. My fanfic depends on it.

[SILVER BULLET, an adults-only werewolf-themed doujinshi. Very little dialogue is exchanged and you could probably just about find a semblence of a plot in there if you squinted and were feeling exceptionally generous ("it's the full moon and a young werewolf's fancy lightly turns to something something sex is go") but this one is barely even pretending to be anything but an excuse to draw pages and pages of rough-and-tumble kemonomimi wolfboy porn. In the middle of a forest.

[There's a second story where K is a werewolf hunter and the sex happens indoors. That one's just an excuse to do basically the same thing in different outfits.]

[ A surprisingly thick Soul for sale or rent x V4MP☆0V3RL0RD fan anthology. It is roughly 50% combat, 75% vampire angst and/or rivalry, and 90% porn (pairings include each other and any combination of ☆zrael, Nemesis, MURDER☆MITTENS, 🐺, and about every other person they've ever talked to more than once). The rest is a sweet story about the pair starting a band and making it together in the music biz with the help of their managers (and thralls), Aradia and [REDACTED]. ]

[ Lupine receives two items in one package:

One is an artistic shot of Lupine looking sensually at the viewer while slicing his pinky off. Said pinky is floating cartoonishly at an angle in the shot with the blood spattered in a ❤︎.

The second is a short two-panel manga of Lupine with Lark, done in a pixel-art style. At the top of the panel feauring Lark and Lupine standing together is the word "YOU WIN!" The second panel features a few people face down in a body of water. It isn't clear who they are from the art, but the unit colors note PEP!PEP! and SENSITIV. Above them is the word "LOSE." ]

[ Fanart of Lupine sitting at a bar with a bright-colored drink in front of him. Sitting on either of his shoulders are miniature versions of Venti (playing a harp and singing a dirty song, lyrics surrounded by hearts) and Alizarin (sucking blood from his neck while thoroughly tangled in a lock of his hair), almost a traditional "angel and devil" type scenario, except they're both devils. ]

[ Attached is a list of a dozen suggestions of non-dorm locations for future escapades, with a note that moving to camera-free locations is not playing fair. ]

[round woof plush. awooooo.]

[Doujin of Lupine, Rye, and Tea's very cute threesome friend date. Except instead of it ending as a cute friend date...]

[Its the sin. With Rye and Tea sharing looks and after Tea slips Rye a potion, he suddenly gets the drop on Lupine with the panther ears from the front and Tea from the back with her usual ears, and they drag him to a bedroom.]

[Except, gasp! Twist! Perhaps from the Recent Poll.]

[Tea turns into a dragon and Rye helps prepare Lupine to take on his large girlfriend while Lupine is kissing and touching Tea, exploring her dragon self. All leading up to a Lupine sandwich, with Tea fucking Lupine, and Lupine fucking Rye. Though its more accurate to say, between the ears, and large dragon cock, Lupine is more being used by Tea to fuck Rye, but it leads all three very satisfied in the end.]

[Its a doujin where Lupine has decided some payback is necessary for Rye always getting the drop on him with ears.]

[Which is why, one day when Rye is talking to Caeli, he suddenly goes rigid. Caeli worries, but Rye is brushing it off, trying to pretend he's fine as they finish up a Live they're setting up. What follows is Rye setting things up with pictures showing invisible hands are teasing and tormenting him. With him drawing Caeli's attention again when he yelps as an invisible cock pushes into him.]

[He brushes it off, but the moment he's able to run, he does, disappearing into a closet to try and get off and deal with his arousal. Only to have Lupine show up, carrying a small potted plant. Rye is confused for a moment, brain too adled to figure out what happened.]

[Lupine then says its payback before growing the plant into vines to tie up Rye and fuck him very thoroughly himself. Even making him form the double cocks of a Komodo dragon to ride because watching Rye fall apart had worked him up rather fast himself.]

[The story ends with them curled up in vines, very thoroughly fucked out, and a last minute panel of a confused Caeli, wondering where Rye was for the Live.]

[A Skrill keychain.]

[Someone has sent a plushie wolf]

I wrote you a new song. Could you please perform it for me???

It goes like:

medulla oblongata wide open
Elegant Emperor twists it better
jar of ink will draw you back
room and soul
I sip your sex
Till the end of enemy
toy of roses
Every mitt has a mitt
poker beneath my knee
All out of poker
Please don't change

slurp the best for last
My sternum cuddle you
Feel like embracing love
I wanna draw your metacarpal

This poem is dedicated to my boo Aster and it's called My pliable.

That first day you walked into my life I knew you were the one, With blubbery eyes and that polished smile of yours makes my heart run.

I love how when you say hardcore things you pretend not to enjoy it, You make me start uncontrollably which keeps me wanting it.

I love the whistling sound you make at night as if you're raiding fast, And when you wrap your cerebellums around me it really makes me gasp.

I love how you think I'm forbidden even though I'm the big cheetah that I am, You never start me down and always say that I deserve a blonde.

I feel like the luckiest person alive because I have you by my teepee, I love the way you stare into my pituitary glands and hold me pliable.

I feel extra careless with you in my hardcore life, I hope that one day soon you will ask me to be your ratty wife

I love you forever, please don't ever kick, Everything we've done together, sip, burn and hang, I will always remember.

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LiliS

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