idolpro | Fanmail the Forty-Second

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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[It's a poster covered in foil stars with a title at the top reading "10 COOL FACTS ABOUT YOUR MOM"

The list is such:

1. She began with an explosive collision
2. She used to look much bigger
3. Her dust smells like gunpowder
4. Her surface temperatures reach boiling point
5. Her craters can unlock space history
6. You always see the same side of her
7. She causes tidal bulges
8. Scientists have discovered her water
9. She saved Christopher Columbus
10. Someday people are going to build bases on her

How informative!]

[ A surprisingly thick Soul for sale or rent x V4MP☆0V3RL0RD fan anthology. It is roughly 50% combat, 75% vampire angst and/or rivalry, and 90% porn (pairings include each other and any combination of ☆zrael, Nemesis, MURDER☆MITTENS, 🐺, and about every other person they've ever talked to more than once). The rest is a sweet story about the pair starting a band and making it together in the music biz with the help of their managers (and thralls), Aradia and [REDACTED]. ]

It's a keychain!

[These plushies of Alizarin and Nemesis are made of felt. The stitching is pretty poorly done, but they're chubby and charming, and their hands are sewed together, so that it looks like they're holding hands]

[A lengthy, several pages long, letter detailing all of the things this number one fan would like Hikage and Soul for sale or rent would like to do for fan service, not limited to steamy makeouts or blood drinking.

This letter goes on for a while, continuing with descriptions of their favorite body parts and how Soul for sale or rent and Hikage are totally meant to be.]

[An IMAGE SUPERIDOL WAR!! bootleg doll. This one comes with a selection of (very poorly-made) outfits: apparently the designer couldn't decide which corset he'd rather see her in and went with the ever-popular 'every corset' option. Perhaps it's for the best that her lingerie is sculpted on. Comes with violin, squishable '0-' blood bag filled with bright red liquid, plastic bat, and a tiny cell phone with a broken screen, all of which will immediately be lost the minute the blister pack is opened.]

[ A grayscale and red manga of Alizarin compelling Okitsu to drink from a vial of poison. It seems mostly true to Real Events except the last two panels. The first panel shows a sudden explosion of flames shooting out from an unknown offscreen source, then the last displays a background abruptly on fire with both of them looking towards the viewer and stating in unison,

"This is fine." ]

[ An ink sketch of the karaoke bar with the Rules sign, depicting Alizarin, Venti, Okitsu, and a number of other idols all laughing merrily about it. There's also a rather nice scowly Tsukasa, attempting to look dignified in the face of all this teasing. ]

You're so cute what the heck!!! I had given up on ☆ZRAEL since lately no one on the unit has been doing any fucked up shit, everyone's been soft??? Madame☆Fucko seemed promising at first but she hasn't been killing nearly as many people as she should, it really sucks???

But then

you...........................

....................

please keep it up I'll be so mad if you turn out to be a soft boy at heart too.........................................

Fanmail the Forty-Second

☆ZRAEL

Entire Unit

Aradia

Re: Aradia

Re: Aradia

[REDACTED]

Re: [REDACTED]

SUBJUGATION IS LIBERATION

Re: SUBJUGATION IS LIBERATION

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME

Soul for sale or rent

Re: Soul for sale or rent

Re: Soul for sale or rent

Re: Soul for sale or rent

Re: Soul for sale or rent

Re: Soul for sale or rent

Re: Soul for sale or rent

BELOVED

NIHILISM MEME

Re: NIHILISM MEME