idolpro | YULETIDE 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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[Peering around at... All This.]

How is a restaurant supposed to help us with repairing anything?

[Notably, they have two guns: a pistol and a revolver, one on either hip.]

[ Nice, grats on the still-being-armed. Just to be contrary, because he doesn't like this starting area either: ]

Where would you expect to go to repair quarantine protocols?

To a computers expert?

...Guess it depends on what we're quarantining.

[ His first reaction was definitely more RL diseases than computer viruses. ]

It was talking about things like "rebooting," wasn't it?

—True. Reboot, autocensor... 'Naffy'...

[ Thinking. ]

Well, that's just the impression I had, anyway.

No, makes sense. [ Rubs the back of his neck, already itchy to get moving. ]

Gonna check the 'funzone', I guess.

Good luck. I'll send updates over the phone.

Maybe we'll get lucky and a sign will pop up that says "repair universe by pressing this button".

Other than that, I guess we poke around?

I'm good at that, I suppose.

[They'll rest a hand on the grip of the revolver as they glance around... before moving to check the mural]

There does not seem to be anything particularly unusual about the mural. It is simply as jovial as Lonard® himself is, and the various mascots featured alongside him fill one with a craving for Premium WcDonald's Joviality Meals™ even if it too has been partially marred by the Damned Queen's holly jolly magicks.

Then you've got one up on me. My specialty is hitting stuff, but I'll give it my best.

Well, there doesn't seem to be anything on the mural. Maybe we need to look into the other rooms?

Skylark says the Funzone might be dangerous. Plus, it looks like we need ingredients of some kind, so... maybe the kitchen?

Sounds as good an idea as any.

[ Off to do that, then! ]

We probably want to look before touching, I'm thinking? Not that I'm the authority on these things.

Please look before touching.

[With the exasperation of definitely having been on a similar adventure where that did not happen nearly enough.

But OFF TO THE KITCHEN.]

Proceed.

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