idolpro | YULETIDE 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

The shopkeep gestures to the displays.

Displayed for sale are BOMBS, LAMP OIL, ROPE, and one set of DAMNED QUEEN'S COOKIES(6) with a complimentary HANDWRITTEN NOTE.

There is also a free sample of DAMNED QUEEN'S COOKIES(1).

You think you should come back when you're a little…mmmmm…richer.

[ Oh. He's poor.

. . .

Whatever, he's a bard. Leeeeeeans against the glass display a little ]

What other forms of payment do you accept?

Uh, MONIES? Obviously??

Surely a fine establishment like this can engage in an old fashioned barter?

"Kids like you don't play by the rules, and guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools."

Edited 2022-02-04 02:23 (UTC)

[ WOW ]

Uuuuugh, how rude! This shop isn't even that great.

[ He sees ZERO booze ]

Can you at least tell me what a "Belief-o-Matic 3000" is, or does that cost money too?

Nooooo idea. Sounds above their paygrade.

Unhelpful all around! Not even a good side character, how sad.

[ Ok well his only other option at this point is robbery, and he doesn't feel like it.

Guess he'll continue into the manor. ]

Proceed.

YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby