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YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]
Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Santae Room
Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Santae Room
The Santae are not here to speak. Instead, they are simply here to stare, with their malevolent, festive, jolly gaze, searing your very soul.
Become afflicted with all of the following status effects:
- Nausea
- Mild dizziness
- Tinnitus but it's jingle bells.
In addition, become afflicted with three of the following status effects:
- Major burns
- Limb severed
- Angry vision (everything seen causes anger)
- Death
- Hypothermia
- Hyperthermia
- Impaled by icicle
Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Santae Room
Having one wing severed, impaled by an icicle, then dying because that seems kindest.
BYE? ]