idolpro | YULETIDE 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You think you should come back when you're a little…mmmmm…richer.

... fuck it, let's break it.

You got it~

[SHE'S ON IT]

[Meanwhile, K is absolutely going to go and investigate the barrels of MYSTERY GOOP. This is an excellent idea that clearly will have no lasting repercussions.]

Smells like cookies and oil.

[Is there anything he can stick in this thing that is not part of his own body, because that sounds stupid.]

There are your fellow idols, as well as the CORRUPTED IDOL in the center of the room, as well as any items you may have on you.

Edited 2022-02-04 03:10 (UTC)

[HM.

[Can he fling the goop at the corrupted idol.

[this is an excellent idea that, etc]

Congratuations! Get equipped with:

Barrel of Cookie Sauce

Oh no...

You throw the COOKIE SAUCE at the corrupted idol (and Serenity).

Serenity is afflicted by one of the following status effects:

- Dissolution
- No longer existing
- Garbage body
- Liquefication
- Severe burns
- Severe burns

[SERENITY WHY DID YOU MOVE]

[K WHY

guess she's severe burns now]

[you were not the evil he was trying to neutralize]

If it makes you feel any better, I had the same thought about this thing so... well, I guess at least we figured that out.

Ahahahaha.....

... fuck.

Now I remember we got Achilles Radar.

.....K I just mentioned it [twenty comments ago] when we were talking about breaking the slot machine.

You have destroyed the Damned Queen's SLOT MACHINE! An idol is flung out of the wreckage.

The Damned Queen has been displeased.

All idols in the Damned Queen's Cookies are afflicted by two of the following status effects:

- Blood from mouth
- Minor frostburn
- Frozen hand
- Frozen leg
- Frozen arm

Edited 2022-02-04 03:05 (UTC)

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Umi Sonoda

The First Goddess, who is perfect in almost all ways. Possessed of the greatest beauty in grace, her loving words strike the hearts of her fans like her arrows pierce the flesh of her foes.

Even in this mild fever, you can't hesitate! Accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!

[....cute. She'll take that. There was suffering involved to get it so she's taking good care of Umi.]

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