YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]

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Wait, nevermind. Megurine is dead, because you (general you) monsters (general monsters) KILLED HER (vague knowledge obtained but not the actual memory received). This is the Meringue Luka, an idol-shaped device crafted from the stripped down essence of the poor innocent idol you murdered in cold blood. She has been relegated to mixing strange pink goop and WcFlurries for the rest of eternity with her unique talents. She slices! She dices! And the citizens of Tokyo-F have consigned her to forevermore julienne fries!
Unless…?
Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen
[ Can the idol be applied to the McFlurry machine? She really hopes not. ]
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The radius of 85cm is now the length these hands can reach. Meringue Luka has returned to your inventory.
The Ice Cream Machine is repaired! A WcFlurry is swiftly mixed, except instead of ice cream in the provided cup there is an idol.
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[ Going to discuss with Kino and decide what the hell to make of this ]
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Nozomi Tojo
The student council vice president and heart of the Three Goddesses is here! As center-back, her image is larger than life, and with her at your side nothing can go wrong. However, without her precious companions, her full power cannot be truly unlocked...
Without a sound, nor a sign, your fate changes silently. At the thought of the coming future, your heartbeat quickens!