YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5

[idolpro]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!


[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[quickpersuader]

Kino: What happened?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[inspiteful]

Skylark: Attractions trying to fucking kill us that's what
Skylark: Also we might have incurred the wrath of Lonald WcDonald?
Skylark: He hasn't made an appearance yet, so I guess there's that

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[quickpersuader]

Kino is typing...

...

Kino is typing...

Kino: That does sound bad.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[inspiteful]

Skylark: So!
Skylark: Funzone bad, 0 out of 10 would not recommend
Skylark: Unfortunately, there's still one more attraction we have to search unless I want to take my chances with the ballpit again

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[quickpersuader]

Kino: Have you found any goddesses or idols there?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[inspiteful]

Skylark: So far, no

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[quickpersuader]

Kino: We found two, and there's only one more... I think.
Kino: So if you find one, let me know.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[at_heart]

🐺: Does kind of sound like it should be in here
🐺: The carousel's great btw

[ —Irritable pause. That's not what he meant to type. ]

🐺: Does something to you after you ride it tho

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[quickpersuader]

Kino: I think I'll stay out here, but thank you.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[at_heart]

🐺: Probably the right move
🐺: Although we might need a revive in a sec here
🐺: I'm going back into the ballpit

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[quickpersuader]

Kino: Alizarin's going in. I'll stay out here so we don't lose everyone.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[at_heart]

[ Zari, baww. ]

🐺: I mean fair

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[quickpersuader]

Kino: I'll be on standby in case revivals are needed.
Kino: Hopefully not, though.
Kino: Without a healer, it would probably be unpleasant.

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[sangreine]

​​Soul for Sale or Rent: You already looked at the skeletons, right? Anything in here you didn't hit yet? Obstacle course?

Re: COMMUNICATIONS

[at_heart]

🐺: DEFINITELY already looked at the skeletons

[ Sent back IMMEDIATELY. ]

🐺: Got the creepy sense that they were just waiting to wake up
🐺: Obstacle course just kinda spat me back out with status ailments but we might need to try there again