YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]

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Umi Sonoda
The First Goddess, who is perfect in almost all ways. Possessed of the greatest beauty in grace, her loving words strike the hearts of her fans like her arrows pierce the flesh of her foes.
Even in this mild fever, you can't hesitate! Accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!
HOWEVER...
Since Umi Sonoda has already been found in the DAMNED QUEEN'S LOBBY by K, this instance of her disappears from your hands.
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—Right. Awesome.
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...I feel like we're supposed to jump into the vortex, as stupid an idea it actually is.
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[ Beat. ]
—I'll go first. Hopefully I can let you know what I find down there.
[ e.g. hopefully there will be reception ]