YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - THE KING AWAITS.
Uhm... what should we do?
Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - THE KING AWAITS.
We don't have shit, do we?
Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - THE KING AWAITS.
What about that idol Serenity picked up?
Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - THE KING AWAITS.
We have two idols actually... Hatsune and Umi Sonada, I think.
Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - THE KING AWAITS.
It's something. It might not be enough but maybe it will be enough for him to leave us be?
Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - THE KING AWAITS.