idolpro | YULETIDE 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Laughs, completely startled by that question. His grin in response is fierce. ]

Hero, I sincerely doubt. But I do like jumping in feet first.

I'll do my best not to swoon.

You want to jump in, and I'll follow in a second? You know, after I make sure you're not chopped into tiny bits.

[ Wink. ]

I'll be sure to scream real loud if I start being chopped into tiny bits.

Happy trails. I'll either be right behind you, or catch you after the revive.

See you on the flipside.

[ And off he goes! He's gonna do a fuckin fancy dive into the vortex, like, bounds into a handstand and then hurtles himself up, twists, jackknives, all that nonsense before he's out of sight. ]

Proceed.

[ Aliza grabs the buns and secret sauce from the dropbox where Kino put them and proceeds to leap into the void after Lupine ]

YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5

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