YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]

PLAYER RE/ACTION
Re: PLAYER RE/ACTION
That's 1 idol, 1 record (the other one Lark has).
OH AND ALSO AN ATTACK, because you know. Gotta attack. ]
Re: PLAYER RE/ACTION
[ On the upside, she rolled a 10 so she does not get hit with snow globes while disintegrating? ]
Re: PLAYER RE/ACTION
Lark, feeling the KOMPRESSION pressing in on him, immediately pull out the record he acquired earlier, in some desperate attempt that MAYBE??? IT WILL STOP THIS?>?? ]
Re: PLAYER RE/ACTION
killing whatever this thing is before it can kill them.
They open fire on the Queen.]
BOSS REACTION(1)
You suffer no ill effects from the Damned Queen's singing magic this round.
BOSS REACTION(2)
BOSS ACTION(1)
Using the power of Festivity and all the strength and magick she has absorbed from all the idols who fell into her trap, the Dread Queen summons an array of ABSOLUTE SUPERSTARS to attack you one by one.
Wait...
The SUPERSTARS... You freed them!?! Her power—no—no!!
"N❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄!"
BOSS ACTION(2)
With her final shriek, she explodes into icicle shards, hurling them all directions toward you.
All idols are affected by three of the following:
- Impalement (icicle)
- Can't stay warm without other people's body heat
- Eternal thirst (metaphorical)
- Eternal thirst (physical, does not have to be water)
- Hanahaki
- Tuberculosis
- Frozen emotions (cannot feel/recognize feelings, alexithymia)
- Frozen face (cannot express emotions)
- Frozen body (cannot use 1-3 bodyparts)
- Hypothermia
- Hyperthermia
END
Proceed.