YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]

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Heh, didn't get killed at all, though I came close in the ballpit. Kind of feels like our side had better luck.
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"Came close," huh . . .
How bad are your injuries?
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One of my ears is kind of busted.
[ He'll lift the ventisprite up so that Venti can see the dried blood on one of his ears from the burst eardrum. Hurt like a bitch when it happened, but he's managed to kind of... tune it out for a while now, more focused on everyone else. ]
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Ventisprite hops right onto his shoulder, getting a look in his ear. It doesn't involve any tickling breath, at least, because apparently wind sprites don't need to breathe. ]
Okay, okay, hold still . . .
[ SIV POWERS ACTIVATE!!! ]
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—Damn. Thanks.
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You're welcome. ♪
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Yeah, yeah. How are you doing? Any damage? ...Can you heal yourself?
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I think it'll be worse when I change back.
[ Much worse . . . ]
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...Can you stay in this form for a while?
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Well, give me a heads-up, I guess.
[ Beat. Reconsidering. ]
—Eh. I'll catch you.