YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]

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Don't worry, I have better things to do with the next few days than fighting. We just have to make sure to get everyone back in the proper amount of pieces first. I solemnly swear to leave all serious thoughts at the bedroom door.
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If that's what you want. But you know you're welcome to share those thoughts rather than stow them, right?
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Trust me, you don't want to hear it right now, and neither do I. I'd much rather have a good time with these effects than fret about things I can't change.
[ Petting his head fondly ]
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[ giiirrrrl ]
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I'm sorry it didn't turn out as well for you, but maybe we can turn things around, hm?
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I'll make sure you're warm and safe and given the proper amount of affection. Which is a lot, if you weren't sure.