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YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]
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I didn't think it was! I really am dehydrated.
[ BUT ALSO, YEAH, and he's really trying now to think the least sexy thoughts anybody has ever had. ]
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......well, it's over now-- right? So she should be able to purchase things-- in this case, water, so that she can hand him a bottle.]
Here. We'll start with the important things first.
And then.... when you're feeling better, we can always do something about that other thing later.
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—Thanks. [ And he's really just going to... drink that entire bottle? All at once. It's that kind of thirst. ] [ When he's finished it, he stares at it for a few beats, surprised himself that it went that quickly, and then sighs quietly. ] For both offers, but you really don't have to.
[ Said as though she just offered to go out of her way or do something objectively obnoxious for his sake, instead of. you know. having a very nice time together. Sorry, Rene, but he's feeling a little stupid at the moment. ]
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...I changed my mind. [There's a small pause, and honestly she's probably waiting for him to expect the obvious first.] I don't feel much like waiting.
[She's not often the type to act rashly or greedily. But-- Serenity reaches up and drags him down to her height by the collar sharply.]
If you've got your sights set on someone else, that's different... but-- [She kisses him; more teeth than lips, the way she bites punishingly on his lower lip before she releases him.] Neither my affection or my desires are charity. I don't do anything that I don't intend to enjoy to the fullest.
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I— Rene.
[ also that should maybe not be allowed when he's already in this state, fuck ]
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...but what would be a suitable punishment...? Hmmm...
[Is she drawing it out a little to tease him? Possibly. Not terribly long though, because she leans up to murmur something a bit softer in his ear--]
You seem to respond nicely to an aggressive approach. Maybe that's just the thing this situation calls for. [...] You've had all kinds of partners, right? You wouldn't mind if I was the one doing the "taking"... would you?
[The hands placed oh-so-innocently on his butt surely aren't hinting at anything devious... right? Right??? Hmmmmmmm]
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